Oh my god cheesecake is my favourite.
AND NO WHIPPED CREAM GOD I HATE THAT STUFF.
You have described the perfect birthday cake.

YES I HAVE!
Would you like to be friends?!!!

Coz GOD whipped cream is so..incredibly..terrible.
I eat two bites.
Rinse down with half a liter of water.
Eat two more.
Rinse down with the rest of the water, and take a knife or fork or spoon and start removing it from my slice ;-;..
Cheesecake = best cake imo. I'm not actually a cake person, so all cakes go down with a lot of water. Cheesecake does taste best though-the normal massively fluffy cakes..filled..with whipped cream and such ;-;
I swear, that stuff can choke a person.
I also wonder how some people can eat it from the bottle..