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Daily Epic 15 May 2013

Offline Tjeumans

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Hot buffs, do they really work?

Today in World Chat, Phiee asked to be buffed by a hot barb. We at the Daily wonder if hot people give better buffs. In any case, she did get them and then shouted that she, a sexy seeker, was looking for a GV squad. We could not find any scientific proof for being hot or sexy making people better players, but are willing to be convinced.
Meanwhile, as we are a rag, we would like to continue the good old tradition of the page 3 girls. Phiee is invited to send in her most sexy pic so that our readers can check her claim for themselves. But of course, anyone else, guys, girls, thingies.....if you think you're sexy, send in your pic for a nice spot in the Daily Epic!!

The never-ending story.
Mr. Ibi is still looking for a wifey. Perhaps he might, as many before him, switch his attention to a hubby but that is just a suggestion from all of us at Daily Epic to make him shut up.

Vive La France, vive la république. Or.....?
Another French faction presented itself today in Epic: Augure. That makes the score of (kind of) active French faction 3 in total. The Daily Epic could not help wonder if there are enough French players to warrant that many, but warning them off will inevitably lead to a new revolution, beheadings and that kind of thing so we let them eat cake and hope they enjoy themselves. Meanwhile, the German factions are still undecided whether they want to be 1 Germany or a divided one. It's in their history, so we will keep a kind eye on developments there. The devs could consider adding bricks to the boutique in case the need for a new Wall arises.

Family secrets – continued-
New drama today when Yahtzy and Leihr got into an argument. In any case, it seems god has returned to the server and his name is Yahtzy. Perhaps in a next patch, the devs can incorporate a shrine dedicated to him.

Fapping: the smells, the taste.
Scientific revelations today in Epic. Prof. Robbert, world-reknowned expert on sex matters, admitted that he fapped all day (we assume for scientific reasons) and that made him smell. Fortunately, he also discovered with the help of fellow-scientist in the same field, Doctor Jamtastiq, that drinking pineapple juice gives a nice taste to results of fapping. We can hardly wait for more interesting discoveries by this dedicated couple (in the most platonic sense of the word) such as how to get a liquirice flavor.

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Fapping: the smells, the taste.
Scientific revelations today in Epic. Prof. Robbert, world-reknowned expert on sex matters, admitted that he fapped all day (we assume for scientific reasons) and that made him smell. Fortunately, he also discovered with the help of fellow-scientist in the same field, Doctor Jamtastiq, that drinking pineapple juice gives a nice taste to results of fapping. We can hardly wait for more interesting discoveries by this dedicated couple (in the most platonic sense of the word) such as how to get a liquirice flavor.

LMFAO
 

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Vive La France, vive la république. Or.....?
Another French faction presented itself today in Epic: Augure. That makes the score of (kind of) active French faction 3 in total. The Daily Epic could not help wonder if there are enough French players to warrant that many, but warning them off will inevitably lead to a new revolution, beheadings and that kind of thing so we let them eat cake and hope they enjoy themselves. Meanwhile, the German factions are still undecided whether they want to be 1 Germany or a divided one. It's in their history, so we will keep a kind eye on developments there. The devs could consider adding bricks to the boutique in case the need for a new Wall arises.

LOOOLOOOOOOOLLLLLOOOLOLOLOLOL  -  Bricks in the boutique!!!

Offline ☣EvilEye23☣

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BRICKS! I AGREE, THERE NEEDS TO BE BRICKS IN THE BOUTIQUE! AS WELL AS SNOWBALLS! AND SNOWMEN! AND FLYING PIZZA!
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I am so sorry Sir, but your presence in Epic today was not very notable.

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Fapping: the smells, the taste.
Scientific revelations today in Epic. Prof. Robbert, world-reknowned expert on sex matters, admitted that he fapped all day (we assume for scientific reasons) and that made him smell. Fortunately, he also discovered with the help of fellow-scientist in the same field, Doctor Jamtastiq, that drinking pineapple juice gives a nice taste to results of fapping. We can hardly wait for more interesting discoveries by this dedicated couple (in the most platonic sense of the word) such as how to get a liquirice flavor.


This may not have been the most "tasteful" of subjects, but omg it was funny.

Offline ⁑Losergoddess⁑

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Fapping: the smells, the taste.
Scientific revelations today in Epic. Prof. Robbert, world-reknowned expert on sex matters, admitted that he fapped all day (we assume for scientific reasons) and that made him smell. Fortunately, he also discovered with the help of fellow-scientist in the same field, Doctor Jamtastiq, that drinking pineapple juice gives a nice taste to results of fapping. We can hardly wait for more interesting discoveries by this dedicated couple (in the most platonic sense of the word) such as how to get a liquirice flavor.

LAUGH
OUT
LOUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Man you're the most awesome black person I've ever met. I wish I could be more like you. Plis teach me your ways. I too poor can't pay, but I promise to worship you.

Offline 𝓒𝓲𝓷𝓷𝓪𝓶𝓸𝓷

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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!! Yahtzy is NOT god!
Thank you Leonora for the amazing avatar!

Mitch is Best Reaper 2017
↑proof that Mitch abuses my account↑
Isnt my fault you want coloured name

Offline 𝓒𝓲𝓷𝓷𝓪𝓶𝓸𝓷

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+1 KELVIN IS THE ONLY GOD WE NEED.

KELVIN 2016~


sirMittens is god.
Thank you Leonora for the amazing avatar!

Mitch is Best Reaper 2017
↑proof that Mitch abuses my account↑
Isnt my fault you want coloured name

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I feel like we should be paying you. LOL.


You don't want to exasperate GN Sleep  :pig-11: :pig-37:

Offline ⁑Losergoddess⁑

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sirMittens is god.

If there turns out to be a god and he's younger than me, things will make sense agian.
Man you're the most awesome black person I've ever met. I wish I could be more like you. Plis teach me your ways. I too poor can't pay, but I promise to worship you.

Offline Tjeumans

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If there turns out to be a god and he's younger than me, things will make sense agian.

That, and the fact that he is a guy. Ijs. I would copy/paste a link to ET's great video about men in labor here if I wasn't so sleepy.

So far, the staff at the Daily has not received any proof that buffs by hot people are any better than buffs by cool people. We therefore assume that Phieee was more interested in looking at a gorgeous piece of furry ass than the buffs themselves.
Last Edit: May 15, 2013, 07:13 pm by Tjeumans

Offline hot_panini

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LMFAO

Panini and VBP was in this convo in world chat :(

Good read

Offline ₸ḯɱᶆƴ₲

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Panini and VBP was in this convo in world chat :(

Good read

Your name makes me hungry every time i see it.  :))
☻ 150 Assassin ~ __Sinner__     ☺ 150 Seeker ~ Agonist     ☻ 150 Archer ~ TimmyG     ☻ 148 Barb ~ I_Hump_Legs

☻ 148 BM ~ Kenpachisama     ☺ 149 Psy ~ TheMessiah     ☺ 149 Wiz ~ MrsBlack


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Your name makes me hungry every time i see it.  :))
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