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The most ridiculous/stupid/nub things you've read

Offline Resolve

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ok here go all the things i say on a daily basis

NohomoEpw.shivtr.com Go ahead call the cops lets see who cums first.

NohomoEpw.shivtr.com Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? The fridge does not moan when you put the meat in.

NohomoEpw.shivtr.com We have dat Donkey Kong Girth

to old gm malon I said You make my hookshot become a Longshot ;D

NohomoEpw.shivtr.com Im like a fireman I find em hot and leave em wet.

Thats enough for now i have so much crazy stoofs i say. :T


We're nothing like God. Not only do we have limited powers, but sometimes we're driven to become the devil himself.

Offline Foxglove

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Usted es el primer amor de mi vida. Axel es el segundo. <3

Promesa?  :tiger-29:

Offline Harry

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ok here go all the things i say on a daily basis

NohomoEpw.shivtr.com Go ahead call the cops lets see who cums first.

NohomoEpw.shivtr.com Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? The fridge does not moan when you put the meat in.

NohomoEpw.shivtr.com We have dat Donkey Kong Girth

to old gm malon I said You make my hookshot become a Longshot ;D

NohomoEpw.shivtr.com Im like a fireman I find em hot and leave em wet.

Thats enough for now i have so much crazy stoofs i say. :T

Omfg, I'm dying. .-.

Offline Resolve

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Promesa?  :tiger-29:

Yoonah you can spik the language of my people?


We're nothing like God. Not only do we have limited powers, but sometimes we're driven to become the devil himself.

Offline epicseeker

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I once witnessed TierHarribel talking about taking 10 inches in her colon, and how she couldnt walk for a week after. I laughed for an hour over that...

I just met you, but yes I'm crazy, I'll trace your number, and kill you maybe!
You just met me, but I know you're crazy, so lose my number, and keep the baby!

Offline Sleep

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Get  back on topic, por favor.



You don't want to exasperate GN Sleep  :pig-11: :pig-37:

Offline Foxglove

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Yoonah you can spik the language of my people?

Google Traductor  :tiger-35:


미틴님 사랑 해요.  :pig-3:

Offline Foxglove

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Offline Chire

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I once witnessed TierHarribel talking about taking 10 inches in her colon, and how she couldnt walk for a week after. I laughed for an hour over that...

9 inches* #get your facts str8.
KingCobra guides to dph and aps assasin. pay attention to the veri simple steps.
Aps assasin
1-donate ur house and live in a box to get 0.15 wrist on rank 8
2-get a genie with absolute domain,holy path,and 1 lv wind shield for 5 aps.
3-get shitload of wood pills and go ***ing pk

Dph assasin

1-Buy Rank 8 and pray allah for gof daggers and crit/dex on gear
2-Pray Allah for zerk+ crits and use earth rift like retarded  (Pray require minium of 6 hours a day for max gof proc)
...IF none of that work delete epic>go play Hello Kitty :normal-1:

Alucardsupul




what exactly you didn't understand? she needs it to survive...

Offline Foxglove

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¿Por qué no hace caso a mi pregunta? :cc  :tiger-12:


OHHH. I thought you talked to Axel. Mittens my #1 always  :pig-3:
And i didnt get noticed in this thread?
Gib me some attention folks.
substance..
9 inches* #get your facts str8.

~#3inchBBC
Allowed?
substance..

Offline Xcution

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"Are you stupid son?"

Offline Xcution

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9 inches* #get your facts str8.
You sure its exactly 9 inches?