hello everybody and welcome to my TED Talk.
It has come to my attention that a lot of noteworthy players have been being sussy little bakas as of late.
Examples:
-Stealing lots of helmets from panel making poor Nea and Inf have to slave away in trade logs to undo damage to market + waste lots of time in helpdesk
-Abusing PVP Badges
-Task bug with Forest Ruins for mega-ton of Fragments
-Task bug with Up for x10 the DEJ
-Exploiting/Bypassing team randomization mechanic in HB and CTF
-Camping inside CTF after event ends ontop of the CTF dome and killing each other for points over and over
-List goes on (Who knows what else is being abused in secret?)
With this currently being the case, and with these players receiving wrist slaps only, I have come to the conclusion that you should unban me. Now hear me out:
As you can see from the graphic shown above, player deaths rise at an alarming rate upon the unban of no_u. This is scientifically proven. The magnitude that easies will be produced and destructed within the same moment would absolutely benefit the server.
You might say to yourself "Hey idiot, how does making a large number of easies like that help EPW at all?" well let me tell you my sweet summer child.
Everyone knows that getting killed in EPW hurts player ego. This in turn makes the player stay online longer, become angrier, and farm more things for better stats to try and graduate from being an easy.
From the data shown above, a direct correlation can be drawn from unbanning me to increasing player activity in EPW. Plus it is common practice for incarcerated individuals to be let out of prison early due to good behavior.
Overall, releasing no_u from their binds only benefits Epic Perfect World.
Please share your thoughts below friends.