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Most stupid inGame Questions&Answers!

Offline ★Elyo★

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Like title say, post here must stupid, funny, wierd questions and answers u have seen!

-TheLegend  :P

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Offline Darunia ஜ

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To be fair, this guy told me he was new to the game, so he gets a little bit of empathy in that regard, but...

"Isn't attack level only for melee attacks?"

My response to them was that if that were the case, then psychics would be completely useless as black voodoo/white doodoo (yes, I typed doodoo for a reason) increases their magic attack as well.

Stay Classy.
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Offline Méme

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This one guy kept asking me if I wanted to buy his account. I'm not sure why. I'm perfectly happy on my own.  :-X

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Offline Chire

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Okay I wont name who asked this, but I saw it a lot on world chat and also from one EX (thank God) person in War and it goes like this:

"What's the wines called for Lunar/FC/Warson/GV" I mean WHAT THE ***?!
KingCobra guides to dph and aps assasin. pay attention to the veri simple steps.
Aps assasin
1-donate ur house and live in a box to get 0.15 wrist on rank 8
2-get a genie with absolute domain,holy path,and 1 lv wind shield for 5 aps.
3-get shitload of wood pills and go fucking pk

Dph assasin

1-Buy Rank 8 and pray allah for gof daggers and crit/dex on gear
2-Pray Allah for zerk+ crits and use earth rift like retarded  (Pray require minium of 6 hours a day for max gof proc)
...IF none of that work delete epic>go play Hello Kitty :normal-1:

Offline Abis

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Stupid Question: wanna 1v1

My Answer:sure Where?

Stupid Answer: in bed

haha funny >.> lame
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Offline geriatrix

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"What's the wines called for Lunar/FC/Warson/GV"
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Chateau de Noub.

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It was only a joke. In real situation I tend to explain.

You can't blame people for things that noone told them.
That's why humans developed higher level of communication.
"Don't think about winning every battle in your life.
Think only about winning the current one."

But reconsider price. You might decide to lose.

Offline Ahed

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when i ask a girl to carry her  for chi
she answer : no sorry i have bf
 
its just a pixels :normal-43:

Offline ⁑Losergoddess⁑

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Offline AngelOfDeath_

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Offline SHINIGAMI

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Please Donate to the Labs is a Noob and Needs EC foundation :D
http://epicpw.com/media/shinigami-foundation-!!-please-help-!!/
not sure if i should be mad at you , or thank you. :tiger-10:

#AllaboutthatDriftlifenow

Offline Chire

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Chateau de Noub.

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It was only a joke. In real situation I tend to explain.

You can't blame people for things that noone told them.
That's why humans developed higher level of communication.

Erm.. that question came from a player who is "pro" ya know, but then he comes with a question like that. There are a lot of lower rate servers where you have to quest and stuff, for example pwi, pw europe etc.. You can learn the game. Not everything is in pk. This is the reason I love old pwi'ers. And I'm proud to be one. Doesn't mean you have to drop epw to go to those ones, you can play them both also.
KingCobra guides to dph and aps assasin. pay attention to the veri simple steps.
Aps assasin
1-donate ur house and live in a box to get 0.15 wrist on rank 8
2-get a genie with absolute domain,holy path,and 1 lv wind shield for 5 aps.
3-get shitload of wood pills and go fucking pk

Dph assasin

1-Buy Rank 8 and pray allah for gof daggers and crit/dex on gear
2-Pray Allah for zerk+ crits and use earth rift like retarded  (Pray require minium of 6 hours a day for max gof proc)
...IF none of that work delete epic>go play Hello Kitty :normal-1:

Offline Chire

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Please Donate to the Labs is a Noob and Needs EC foundation :D
http://epicpw.com/media/shinigami-foundation-!!-please-help-!!/

TOLD YA SHE SS'S EVERYTHING!!!!!!! D:<
KingCobra guides to dph and aps assasin. pay attention to the veri simple steps.
Aps assasin
1-donate ur house and live in a box to get 0.15 wrist on rank 8
2-get a genie with absolute domain,holy path,and 1 lv wind shield for 5 aps.
3-get shitload of wood pills and go fucking pk

Dph assasin

1-Buy Rank 8 and pray allah for gof daggers and crit/dex on gear
2-Pray Allah for zerk+ crits and use earth rift like retarded  (Pray require minium of 6 hours a day for max gof proc)
...IF none of that work delete epic>go play Hello Kitty :normal-1:

Offline ⁑Losergoddess⁑

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TOLD YA SHE SS'S EVERYTHING!!!!!!! D:<

;D
Man you're the most awesome black person I've ever met. I wish I could be more like you. Plis teach me your ways. I too poor can't pay, but I promise to worship you.

Offline Chire

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;D

Just chu keep laughing >.> I has sum SS's from world chat and I'm willing to use them D:<
KingCobra guides to dph and aps assasin. pay attention to the veri simple steps.
Aps assasin
1-donate ur house and live in a box to get 0.15 wrist on rank 8
2-get a genie with absolute domain,holy path,and 1 lv wind shield for 5 aps.
3-get shitload of wood pills and go fucking pk

Dph assasin

1-Buy Rank 8 and pray allah for gof daggers and crit/dex on gear
2-Pray Allah for zerk+ crits and use earth rift like retarded  (Pray require minium of 6 hours a day for max gof proc)
...IF none of that work delete epic>go play Hello Kitty :normal-1:

Offline ☠EvilTouch☠

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GM's allowed to post our most weird questions too ?   :rolleyes: