Not many words can express how happy i am for kasai, I've been kasai's close friend going on three consecutive years now. And ever since the day we've met he's always been gloomy & shallow, Last I recall It was only four months into me and kasai's friendship that he started abruptly conversing to me about his love life, and how he so dearly wanted "The pixel pussy" so to speak ... [/b]He would go on and on about how RPG & MMO games were his last ditch effort & opportunity to communicate with the opposite gender, since his "shy" and "bashful" real life characteristics were getting him nowhere. He would also inform me of his nightly chronic masturbation sessions, jerking off into the wee agonizing hours of the night to females he could never dare to communicate to in the real world. This also involved pixelated ini's, & breasticles of all shapes and sizes. Of course being the good friend that i was i motivated him day by day. from motivating him to type sentences to a female ingame, to finally forcing him to communicate with a girl vocally on discord, and alas !! My hard work has finally paid off. Kasai i could never be more proud of you than i am now, my goal of finally trying to get you to lose your virginity before you're forty is hopefully upon its way !!! Love you bro, Regards 𝓴𝓲𝓪𝓵𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓲P.S below is a pic showing evidence of kasai's struggle. evidence that this can also happen to a friend close to you. (Burnt red hands due to high & intense amounts of friction from his late night jerkoff sessions)
Aww just noticed kasai won't join apollumi because his edate is in artifexhow cutehow dedicatedthe loyalty is realtrue manchivalry at its best
my arm hairs became hard when i read that
my gooch got sweaty at the thought it of it
my balls getting hot and r starting to expand(get it? balls of steel? haha good one)
hahahahaits funny cause it contains sciencecause metal expandshahahahahavery good one
xD lol ya dudeget it? because balls usually contain liquid so i had to specific that it contained steel to make growth joke added on by sht gettin hot which caused my already large balls to expand xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
hahahahahaha im crying in tears right now who makes these up? pure genius oh my god hahahahahahahahahaha
heres good onewhy are some babies so sweet?because they were made with creampieXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Time to delete all of you from friendlist............ These jokes are almost as bad as Cynimo's puns. Cringe.
