Why did Emily fall off of the swing?She had no arms.What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas?Cancer.
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream?He was hit by a bus.
Love that anti-joke humor.Let me add some:Where did Susie go during the bombing? - Everywhere.I like my coffee how I like my women. - Without a penis.Yo mamma's so fat...Your father no longer finds her attractive and now their relationship is in trouble.What's better than winning gold in the Special Olympics? - Not being retarded.
kk, laugh a bit,
Okay I admit that was pretty darn funny lolz ^.^