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Offline ღApolloღ

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This where u can post your Jokes ^.^  (っ◕‿◕)っ ♥ (っ◕‿◕)っ ♥ xDDD let's all laugh together O.o? even tho it sounded lil weird but ay jokes are jokes and laugh is laugh xDDD

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Joke of the day xD

Help from above...

A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind,"If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."
The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished.
He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted,"Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you, and you will die."
The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.
The man asked,"Who are you?"
"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.
"Oh, yeah?" the man asked, "And where the hell were you when I got married?

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Tali

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?


The Halocaust.



LOLOLOLOLOL

Offline Méme

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream?

He was hit by a bus.

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Offline Méme

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Why did Emily fall off of the swing?
She had no arms.


What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas?
Cancer.

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Why did Emily fall off of the swing?
She had no arms.


What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas?
Cancer.
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream?

He was hit by a bus.

Love that anti-joke humor.

Let me add some:

Where did Susie go during the bombing? - Everywhere.

I like my coffee how I like my women. - Without a penis.

Yo mamma's so fat...Your father no longer finds her attractive and now their relationship is in trouble.

What's better than winning gold in the Special Olympics? - Not being retarded.
Last Edit: Dec 21, 2012, 05:15 pm by Bre

Offline Méme

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Love that anti-joke humor.

Let me add some:

Where did Susie go during the bombing? - Everywhere.

I like my coffee how I like my women. - Without a penis.

Yo mamma's so fat...Your father no longer finds her attractive and now their relationship is in trouble.

What's better than winning gold in the Special Olympics? - Not being retarded.

Lulul.

Anti-joke chicken FTW.
Last Edit: Dec 21, 2012, 05:20 pm by zombiegoesboom

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Why did a fish get Expelled from school

Because he was caught with SeaWeed

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Here we go then!

How do you call a Mexican whose car got stolen? Carlos
How do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto
Why did the Mexican push his wife over a cliff?  Tequila.
I have more of them D: but people will end up calling me a racist as usual o_o
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And so castles made of sand fall in the sea, eventually...

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I like my women how I like my coffee; in a plastic cup.

Oh by the way can I make racist jokes? Because those are the only ones I know.

^ ROFLMAO.

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kk, laugh a bit, :-\
Last Edit: Dec 23, 2012, 01:01 am by Jolhans

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kk, laugh a bit, :-\

Okay I admit that was pretty darn funny lolz ^.^

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Offline Therras

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Okay I admit that was pretty darn funny lolz ^.^
Ikr?  :-\

Offline Méme

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Jenna Marbles.<3

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