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Offline Fibre

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Yesterday, my pet jumped off a cliff and died. Then it became a zombie, causing a panic by eating brains. It held a twinkie and then Batman attacked with his speeding Batmobile. Zombie-Dog killed Batman with his quick rubber chicken attack. So, then I flipped a table, Arma'd using [Dragon's End] and killed my zombie monster pet. Everyone was happy and they started dancing in the Cube of Fate. Soon, however, the Batman turned undead and started killing all the GMs. Agatio was the first to go. Coffee decided to start flirting with Batman so she could save the golden coffee machine. The coffee machine was too heavy to be lifted. Coffee 'Bramble Tornado' it, and it went up Batman's ass. A loud scream emitted from Batman. Meanwhile in Vegas, a unicorn appeared, got run over by Satan's shiny [Silver Mane]. The GMs never rose again and killed Batman who* has [Ressurection Scrolls]. The [Chuck Norris] appeared and gave away his life for epicperfectworld, and revived all the GMs so that Agatio could eat a burrito. Then, they made apple pie  using R8R patakas. For great justice, they added oranges. And threw that stupid Batman away. Batman killed the EPWserver's host company. Then Told Agatio he likes porn, But Agatio said he likes coffee, but you can call MacMiller nab and ask for his porn stash. . Agatio AND Coffee spawned MacMiller's killed braincells and they smelled that someone is having a poo poo. The next morning, Coffee was pregnant and asked Satana to kill her ExHusband Agatio who was trying to have MacMiller's babies.So after that Mantus went to the fair with Spider Man. Then Cier wake

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Yesterday, my pet jumped off a cliff and died. Then it became a zombie, causing a panic by eating brains. It held a twinkie and then Batman attacked with his speeding Batmobile. Zombie-Dog killed Batman with his quick rubber chicken attack. So, then I flipped a table, Arma'd using [Dragon's End] and killed my zombie monster pet. Everyone was happy and they started dancing in the Cube of Fate. Soon, however, the Batman turned undead and started killing all the GMs. Agatio was the first to go. Coffee decided to start flirting with Batman so she could save the golden coffee machine. The coffee machine was too heavy to be lifted. Coffee 'Bramble Tornado' it, and it went up Batman's ass. A loud scream emitted from Batman. Meanwhile in Vegas, a unicorn appeared, got run over by Satan's shiny [Silver Mane]. The GMs never rose again and killed Batman who* has [Ressurection Scrolls]. The [Chuck Norris] appeared and gave away his life for epicperfectworld, and revived all the GMs so that Agatio could eat a burrito. Then, they made apple pie  using R8R patakas. For great justice, they added oranges. And threw that stupid Batman away. Batman killed the EPWserver's host company. Then Told Agatio he likes porn, But Agatio said he likes coffee, but you can call MacMiller nab and ask for his porn stash. . Agatio AND Coffee spawned MacMiller's killed braincells and they smelled that someone is having a poo poo. The next morning, Coffee was pregnant and asked Satana to kill her ExHusband Agatio who was trying to have MacMiller's babies.So after that Mantus went to the fair with Spider Man. Then Cier wake, MackMiller with Mantus

Offline Casanova.

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Yesterday, my pet jumped off a cliff and died. Then it became a zombie, causing a panic by eating brains. It held a twinkie and then Batman attacked with his speeding Batmobile. Zombie-Dog killed Batman with his quick rubber chicken attack. So, then I flipped a table, Arma'd using [Dragon's End] and killed my zombie monster pet. Everyone was happy and they started dancing in the Cube of Fate. Soon, however, the Batman turned undead and started killing all the GMs. Agatio was the first to go. Coffee decided to start flirting with Batman so she could save the golden coffee machine. The coffee machine was too heavy to be lifted. Coffee 'Bramble Tornado' it, and it went up Batman's ass. A loud scream emitted from Batman. Meanwhile in Vegas, a unicorn appeared, got run over by Satan's shiny [Silver Mane]. The GMs never rose again and killed Batman who* has [Ressurection Scrolls]. The [Chuck Norris] appeared and gave away his life for epicperfectworld, and revived all the GMs so that Agatio could eat a burrito. Then, they made apple pie  using R8R patakas. For great justice, they added oranges. And threw that stupid Batman away. Batman killed the EPWserver's host company. Then Told Agatio he likes porn, But Agatio said he likes coffee, but you can call MacMiller nab and ask for his porn stash. . Agatio AND Coffee spawned MacMiller's killed braincells and they smelled that someone is having a poo poo. The next morning, Coffee was pregnant and asked Satana to kill her ExHusband Agatio who was trying to have MacMiller's babies.So after that Mantus went to the fair with Spider Man. Then Cier wake, MackMiller with Mantus and asked why

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We're nothing like God. Not only do we have limited powers, but sometimes we're driven to become the devil himself.

Offline Casanova.

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Yesterday, my pet jumped off a cliff and died. Then it became a zombie, causing a panic by eating brains. It held a twinkie and then Batman attacked with his speeding Batmobile. Zombie-Dog killed Batman with his quick rubber chicken attack. So, then I flipped a table, Arma'd using [Dragon's End] and killed my zombie monster pet. Everyone was happy and they started dancing in the Cube of Fate. Soon, however, the Batman turned undead and started killing all the GMs. Agatio was the first to go. Coffee decided to start flirting with Batman so she could save the golden coffee machine. The coffee machine was too heavy to be lifted. Coffee 'Bramble Tornado' it, and it went up Batman's ass. A loud scream emitted from Batman. Meanwhile in Vegas, a unicorn appeared, got run over by Satan's shiny [Silver Mane]. The GMs never rose again and killed Batman who* has [Ressurection Scrolls]. The [Chuck Norris] appeared and gave away his life for epicperfectworld, and revived all the GMs so that Agatio could eat a burrito. Then, they made apple pie  using R8R patakas. For great justice, they added oranges. And threw that stupid Batman away. Batman killed the EPWserver's host company. Then Told Agatio he likes porn, But Agatio said he likes coffee, but you can call MacMiller nab and ask for his porn stash. . Agatio AND Coffee spawned MacMiller's killed braincells and they smelled that someone is having a poo poo. The next morning, Coffee was pregnant and asked Satana to kill her ExHusband Agatio who was trying to have MacMiller's babies.So after that Mantus went to the fair with Spider Man. Then Cier wake, MackMiller with Mantus and asked why they hate her

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Offline Fibre

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Yesterday, my pet jumped off a cliff and died. Then it became a zombie, causing a panic by eating brains. It held a twinkie and then Batman attacked with his speeding Batmobile. Zombie-Dog killed Batman with his quick rubber chicken attack. So, then I flipped a table, Arma'd using [Dragon's End] and killed my zombie monster pet. Everyone was happy and they started dancing in the Cube of Fate. Soon, however, the Batman turned undead and started killing all the GMs. Agatio was the first to go. Coffee decided to start flirting with Batman so she could save the golden coffee machine. The coffee machine was too heavy to be lifted. Coffee 'Bramble Tornado' it, and it went up Batman's ass. A loud scream emitted from Batman. Meanwhile in Vegas, a unicorn appeared, got run over by Satan's shiny [Silver Mane]. The GMs never rose again and killed Batman who* has [Ressurection Scrolls]. The [Chuck Norris] appeared and gave away his life for epicperfectworld, and revived all the GMs so that Agatio could eat a burrito. Then, they made apple pie  using R8R patakas. For great justice, they added oranges. And threw that stupid Batman away. Batman killed the EPWserver's host company. Then Told Agatio he likes porn, But Agatio said he likes coffee, but you can call MacMiller nab and ask for his porn stash. . Agatio AND Coffee spawned MacMiller's killed braincells and they smelled that someone is having a poo poo. The next morning, Coffee was pregnant and asked Satana to kill her ExHusband Agatio who was trying to have MacMiller's babies.So after that Mantus went to the fair with Spider Man. Then Cier wake, MackMiller with Mantus and asked why they hate her. So they shaked

Offline Resolve

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Yesterday, my pet jumped off a cliff and died. Then it became a zombie, causing a panic by eating brains. It held a twinkie and then Batman attacked with his speeding Batmobile. Zombie-Dog killed Batman with his quick rubber chicken attack. So, then I flipped a table, Arma'd using [Dragon's End] and killed my zombie monster pet. Everyone was happy and they started dancing in the Cube of Fate. Soon, however, the Batman turned undead and started killing all the GMs. Agatio was the first to go. Coffee decided to start flirting with Batman so she could save the golden coffee machine. The coffee machine was too heavy to be lifted. Coffee 'Bramble Tornado' it, and it went up Batman's ass. A loud scream emitted from Batman. Meanwhile in Vegas, a unicorn appeared, got run over by Satan's shiny [Silver Mane]. The GMs never rose again and killed Batman who* has [Ressurection Scrolls]. The [Chuck Norris] appeared and gave away his life for epicperfectworld, and revived all the GMs so that Agatio could eat a burrito. Then, they made apple pie  using R8R patakas. For great justice, they added oranges. And threw that stupid Batman away. Batman killed the EPWserver's host company. Then Told Agatio he likes porn, But Agatio said he likes coffee, but you can call MacMiller nab and ask for his porn stash. . Agatio AND Coffee spawned MacMiller's killed braincells and they smelled that someone is having a poo poo. The next morning, Coffee was pregnant and asked Satana to kill her ExHusband Agatio who was trying to have MacMiller's babies.So after that Mantus went to the fair with Spider Man. Then Cier wake, MackMiller with Mantus and asked why they hate her. So they shaked their goods for


We're nothing like God. Not only do we have limited powers, but sometimes we're driven to become the devil himself.

Offline Fibre

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Yesterday, my pet jumped off a cliff and died. Then it became a zombie, causing a panic by eating brains. It held a twinkie and then Batman attacked with his speeding Batmobile. Zombie-Dog killed Batman with his quick rubber chicken attack. So, then I flipped a table, Arma'd using [Dragon's End] and killed my zombie monster pet. Everyone was happy and they started dancing in the Cube of Fate. Soon, however, the Batman turned undead and started killing all the GMs. Agatio was the first to go. Coffee decided to start flirting with Batman so she could save the golden coffee machine. The coffee machine was too heavy to be lifted. Coffee 'Bramble Tornado' it, and it went up Batman's ass. A loud scream emitted from Batman. Meanwhile in Vegas, a unicorn appeared, got run over by Satan's shiny [Silver Mane]. The GMs never rose again and killed Batman who* has [Ressurection Scrolls]. The [Chuck Norris] appeared and gave away his life for epicperfectworld, and revived all the GMs so that Agatio could eat a burrito. Then, they made apple pie  using R8R patakas. For great justice, they added oranges. And threw that stupid Batman away. Batman killed the EPWserver's host company. Then Told Agatio he likes porn, But Agatio said he likes coffee, but you can call MacMiller nab and ask for his porn stash. . Agatio AND Coffee spawned MacMiller's killed braincells and they smelled that someone is having a poo poo. The next morning, Coffee was pregnant and asked Satana to kill her ExHusband Agatio who was trying to have MacMiller's babies.So after that Mantus went to the fair with Spider Man. Then Cier wake, MackMiller with Mantus and asked why they hate her. So they shaked their goods for screaming Cier. But

Offline Daganoth

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Yesterday, my pet jumped off a cliff and died. Then it became a zombie, causing a panic by eating brains. It held a twinkie and then Batman attacked with his speeding Batmobile. Zombie-Dog killed Batman with his quick rubber chicken attack. So, then I flipped a table, Arma'd using [Dragon's End] and killed my zombie monster pet. Everyone was happy and they started dancing in the Cube of Fate. Soon, however, the Batman turned undead and started killing all the GMs. Agatio was the first to go. Coffee decided to start flirting with Batman so she could save the golden coffee machine. The coffee machine was too heavy to be lifted. Coffee 'Bramble Tornado' it, and it went up Batman's ass. A loud scream emitted from Batman. Meanwhile in Vegas, a unicorn appeared, got run over by Satan's shiny [Silver Mane]. The GMs never rose again and killed Batman who* has [Ressurection Scrolls]. The [Chuck Norris] appeared and gave away his life for epicperfectworld, and revived all the GMs so that Agatio could eat a burrito. Then, they made apple pie  using R8R patakas. For great justice, they added oranges. And threw that stupid Batman away. Batman killed the EPWserver's host company. Then Told Agatio he likes porn, But Agatio said he likes coffee, but you can call MacMiller nab and ask for his porn stash. . Agatio AND Coffee spawned MacMiller's killed braincells and they smelled that someone is having a poo poo. The next morning, Coffee was pregnant and asked Satana to kill her ExHusband Agatio who was trying to have MacMiller's babies.So after that Mantus went to the fair with Spider Man. Then Cier wake, MackMiller with Mantus and asked why they hate her. So they shaked their goods for screaming Cier. But she was drunk

Offline Fibre

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Yesterday, my pet jumped off a cliff and died. Then it became a zombie, causing a panic by eating brains. It held a twinkie and then Batman attacked with his speeding Batmobile. Zombie-Dog killed Batman with his quick rubber chicken attack. So, then I flipped a table, Arma'd using [Dragon's End] and killed my zombie monster pet. Everyone was happy and they started dancing in the Cube of Fate. Soon, however, the Batman turned undead and started killing all the GMs. Agatio was the first to go. Coffee decided to start flirting with Batman so she could save the golden coffee machine. The coffee machine was too heavy to be lifted. Coffee 'Bramble Tornado' it, and it went up Batman's ass. A loud scream emitted from Batman. Meanwhile in Vegas, a unicorn appeared, got run over by Satan's shiny [Silver Mane]. The GMs never rose again and killed Batman who* has [Ressurection Scrolls]. The [Chuck Norris] appeared and gave away his life for epicperfectworld, and revived all the GMs so that Agatio could eat a burrito. Then, they made apple pie  using R8R patakas. For great justice, they added oranges. And threw that stupid Batman away. Batman killed the EPWserver's host company. Then Told Agatio he likes porn, But Agatio said he likes coffee, but you can call MacMiller nab and ask for his porn stash. . Agatio AND Coffee spawned MacMiller's killed braincells and they smelled that someone is having a poo poo. The next morning, Coffee was pregnant and asked Satana to kill her ExHusband Agatio who was trying to have MacMiller's babies.So after that Mantus went to the fair with Spider Man. Then Cier wake, MackMiller with Mantus and asked why they hate her. So they shaked their goods for screaming Cier. But she was drunk and saw visions

Offline Daganoth

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Yesterday, my pet jumped off a cliff and died. Then it became a zombie, causing a panic by eating brains. It held a twinkie and then Batman attacked with his speeding Batmobile. Zombie-Dog killed Batman with his quick rubber chicken attack. So, then I flipped a table, Arma'd using [Dragon's End] and killed my zombie monster pet. Everyone was happy and they started dancing in the Cube of Fate. Soon, however, the Batman turned undead and started killing all the GMs. Agatio was the first to go. Coffee decided to start flirting with Batman so she could save the golden coffee machine. The coffee machine was too heavy to be lifted. Coffee 'Bramble Tornado' it, and it went up Batman's ass. A loud scream emitted from Batman. Meanwhile in Vegas, a unicorn appeared, got run over by Satan's shiny [Silver Mane]. The GMs never rose again and killed Batman who* has [Ressurection Scrolls]. The [Chuck Norris] appeared and gave away his life for epicperfectworld, and revived all the GMs so that Agatio could eat a burrito. Then, they made apple pie  using R8R patakas. For great justice, they added oranges. And threw that stupid Batman away. Batman killed the EPWserver's host company. Then Told Agatio he likes porn, But Agatio said he likes coffee, but you can call MacMiller nab and ask for his porn stash. . Agatio AND Coffee spawned MacMiller's killed braincells and they smelled that someone is having a poo poo. The next morning, Coffee was pregnant and asked Satana to kill her ExHusband Agatio who was trying to have MacMiller's babies.So after that Mantus went to the fair with Spider Man. Then Cier wake, MackMiller with Mantus and asked why they hate her. So they shaked their goods for screaming Cier. But she was drunk and saw visions then she passed

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Yesterday, my pet jumped off a cliff and died. Then it became a zombie, causing a panic by eating brains. It held a twinkie and then Batman attacked with his speeding Batmobile. Zombie-Dog killed Batman with his quick rubber chicken attack. So, then I flipped a table, Arma'd using [Dragon's End] and killed my zombie monster pet. Everyone was happy and they started dancing in the Cube of Fate. Soon, however, the Batman turned undead and started killing all the GMs. Agatio was the first to go. Coffee decided to start flirting with Batman so she could save the golden coffee machine. The coffee machine was too heavy to be lifted. Coffee 'Bramble Tornado' it, and it went up Batman's ass. A loud scream emitted from Batman. Meanwhile in Vegas, a unicorn appeared, got run over by Satan's shiny [Silver Mane]. The GMs never rose again and killed Batman who* has [Ressurection Scrolls]. The [Chuck Norris] appeared and gave away his life for epicperfectworld, and revived all the GMs so that Agatio could eat a burrito. Then, they made apple pie  using R8R patakas. For great justice, they added oranges. And threw that stupid Batman away. Batman killed the EPWserver's host company. Then Told Agatio he likes porn, But Agatio said he likes coffee, but you can call MacMiller nab and ask for his porn stash. . Agatio AND Coffee spawned MacMiller's killed braincells and they smelled that someone is having a poo poo. The next morning, Coffee was pregnant and asked Satana to kill her ExHusband Agatio who was trying to have MacMiller's babies.So after that Mantus went to the fair with Spider Man. Then Cier wake, MackMiller with Mantus and asked why they hate her. So they shaked their goods for screaming Cier. But she was drunk and saw visions then she passed out for eternity.
Yesterday, my pet jumped off a cliff and died. Then it became a zombie, causing a panic by eating brains. It held a twinkie and then Batman attacked with his speeding Batmobile. Zombie-Dog killed Batman with his quick rubber chicken attack. So, then I flipped a table, Arma'd using [Dragon's End] and killed my zombie monster pet. Everyone was happy and they started dancing in the Cube of Fate. Soon, however, the Batman turned undead and started killing all the GMs. Agatio was the first to go. Coffee decided to start flirting with Batman so she could save the golden coffee machine. The coffee machine was too heavy to be lifted. Coffee 'Bramble Tornado' it, and it went up Batman's ass. A loud scream emitted from Batman. Meanwhile in Vegas, a unicorn appeared, got run over by Satan's shiny [Silver Mane]. The GMs never rose again and killed Batman who* has [Ressurection Scrolls]. The [Chuck Norris] appeared and gave away his life for epicperfectworld, and revived all the GMs so that Agatio could eat a burrito. Then, they made apple pie  using R8R patakas. For great justice, they added oranges. And threw that stupid Batman away. Batman killed the EPWserver's host company. Then Told Agatio he likes porn, But Agatio said he likes coffee, but you can call MacMiller nab and ask for his porn stash. . Agatio AND Coffee spawned MacMiller's killed braincells and they smelled that someone is having a poo poo. The next morning, Coffee was pregnant and asked Satana to kill her ExHusband Agatio who was trying to have MacMiller's babies.So after that Mantus went to the fair with Spider Man. Then Cier wake, MackMiller with Mantus and asked why they hate her. So they shaked their goods for screaming Cier. But she was drunk and saw visions then she passed out for eternity. One fine day,

Offline Xenosa

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Yesterday, my pet jumped off a cliff and died. Then it became a zombie, causing a panic by eating brains. It held a twinkie and then Batman attacked with his speeding Batmobile. Zombie-Dog killed Batman with his quick rubber chicken attack. So, then I flipped a table, Arma'd using [Dragon's End] and killed my zombie monster pet. Everyone was happy and they started dancing in the Cube of Fate. Soon, however, the Batman turned undead and started killing all the GMs. Agatio was the first to go. Coffee decided to start flirting with Batman so she could save the golden coffee machine. The coffee machine was too heavy to be lifted. Coffee 'Bramble Tornado' it, and it went up Batman's ass. A loud scream emitted from Batman. Meanwhile in Vegas, a unicorn appeared, got run over by Satan's shiny [Silver Mane]. The GMs never rose again and killed Batman who* has [Ressurection Scrolls]. The [Chuck Norris] appeared and gave away his life for epicperfectworld, and revived all the GMs so that Agatio could eat a burrito. Then, they made apple pie  using R8R patakas. For great justice, they added oranges. And threw that stupid Batman away. Batman killed the EPWserver's host company. Then Told Agatio he likes porn, But Agatio said he likes coffee, but you can call MacMiller nab and ask for his porn stash. . Agatio AND Coffee spawned MacMiller's killed braincells and they smelled that someone is having a poo poo. The next morning, Coffee was pregnant and asked Satana to kill her ExHusband Agatio who was trying to have MacMiller's babies.So after that Mantus went to the fair with Spider Man. Then Cier wake, MackMiller with Mantus and asked why they hate her. So they shaked their goods for screaming Cier. But she was drunk and saw visions then she passed out for eternity. One fine day, WatchTower saw an

Offline Ryan_Wolfeh

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Yesterday, my pet jumped off a cliff and died. Then it became a zombie, causing a panic by eating brains. It held a twinkie and then Batman attacked with his speeding Batmobile. Zombie-Dog killed Batman with his quick rubber chicken attack. So, then I flipped a table, Arma'd using [Dragon's End] and killed my zombie monster pet. Everyone was happy and they started dancing in the Cube of Fate. Soon, however, the Batman turned undead and started killing all the GMs. Agatio was the first to go. Coffee decided to start flirting with Batman so she could save the golden coffee machine. The coffee machine was too heavy to be lifted. Coffee 'Bramble Tornado' it, and it went up Batman's ass. A loud scream emitted from Batman. Meanwhile in Vegas, a unicorn appeared, got run over by Satan's shiny [Silver Mane]. The GMs never rose again and killed Batman who* has [Ressurection Scrolls]. The [Chuck Norris] appeared and gave away his life for epicperfectworld, and revived all the GMs so that Agatio could eat a burrito. Then, they made apple pie  using R8R patakas. For great justice, they added oranges. And threw that stupid Batman away. Batman killed the EPWserver's host company. Then Told Agatio he likes porn, But Agatio said he likes coffee, but you can call MacMiller nab and ask for his porn stash. . Agatio AND Coffee spawned MacMiller's killed braincells and they smelled that someone is having a poo poo. The next morning, Coffee was pregnant and asked Satana to kill her ExHusband Agatio who was trying to have MacMiller's babies.So after that Mantus went to the fair with Spider Man. Then Cier wake, MackMiller with Mantus and asked why they hate her. So they shaked their goods for screaming Cier. But she was drunk and saw visions then she passed out for eternity. One fine day, WatchTower saw an enormous pink dildo

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