Well first I meet them off craigslist and have sex with them and then the next day in the mall they ignore me as they shop with their wives
Hunny, what section of craigslist are you in?
Excuse me Hun? Um sweetie i'm at the section your boyfriend browses so he can get off to pictures of me in pigtails and schoolgirl skirts
Uhm excuuuuuuse me? Ha darling. While he doing that your boyfriend is already over at my house (: dats right he got craigslist too babe!!!!
Ex-SQUEEZE ME?!?!?! Don't make me unfriend you on facebook hun!!!!!!!!!!
Uhm Sweetie that was sooo 2009 #summa of ma lyfe. You neeed to get up to date you are like an internet explorer in the world of chrome and firefox.
Uh!!!!! Like!!! Uh!!!!! Excuse me?? Like seriously...don't...make...me...DRAG YOU HUNTY!!!!!!!Stop being Shady Mrs. Shady Pants like you're trying so hard!!! Trya Banks!!#Summa2009