What are your thoughts while PKing/PvEing?

[Devil Trigger]

not even full spirit babr okey ? u.u

i go naked then i give excuse :*

[Mάx]

''R U OKEY??''
''dun make me mad''
''wat u try??''
''dude ur not good''
''fck 24x7  sog me''
''u knw whos ur daddy?''
''damn i press power button unfortunately on my lappy'' 

''spuad me back T_T ''
''pedro change gender and cum meri me, i gib u 999k ec and big hug''

lool i fell from my stool !!

[HELLA EPIC]

+ "Why these easies even trying LMFAOCOPTER"
   "I should remove tome maybe it becomes a challenge ROFLMAO"

+ "Look at these wannabe's dying like flies ROFLMAOMOBILE"
    "I should use claws and aps them maybe they will have some chance to survive LMFAOPRIVATEJET"

[Pain]

Pvp: "Laughing out loud, this player versus player exhibition is not proving to be as difficult as what's required for me to feel entertainment." (This means it is too easy)

Pve: Lol what is that lol lol.

[TeaBag]

"whens this shit gonna end"
"whats pve"

[Plague]

1v1
-zz so boring, is he gonna waste his chi already
-please purify proc, please purify proc (if i'm stunned without a genie and opponent is eating through my hp)
-it isn't going to tick right now, is it? (when i'm about to kill someone but their charm is about to tick just as i'm about to finish a last hit)

mass pk
-please dont move (to a target that i choose to nova on)
-*** (if i'm targetted without a genie and def weapon on)
-sit down (if i avoid a wr's stun successfully with fortify)
-where do you think you're going? (puffbirding the enemy wr just as he is incoming to stun with movement immunity on)

pve
-just few more seconds, please (when i'm praying that steelation doesn't buff himself as his hp is coming to an end)
-fcking sht game (when treasure chest won't spawn even after multiple tries)

[Rumi]

''please dont spread out''
''stop spreading out''
''stop''
''you just lost your heals privilege''
''should have leaped towards me fgt''

literally this

especially the last one

[xXSwaneXx]

+ "Look at these wannabe's dying like flies ROFLMAOMOBILE"
    "I should use claws and aps them maybe they will have some chance to survive LMFAOPRIVATEJET"

+ "If this was any easier I would be calling it PvE"
   "Why did I get red name from PvE ROFLMAOCOPTER"
   "How can my team win so easy LMFAO"

[Jesus2.0]

Ok.. I can leap now and eat some chips.
Ok..I can leap now, pass me the blunt
Ok..they are CCd and facerolled, afk 10 seconds for more salsa.
Ok..this song sucks for pk, change it

[Darunia ஜ]

"Ugh, freaking idiots!"
(In GV) "Oh, are you ***ing kidding me?! Who goes afk during stun wave?!"
(In GV again, this time snooping around at gear) "Ooh, nice engraves"
(In GV again, snooping around at gear again, but wondering why that psychic is dropping like it's hot ever 2 seconds) "WTF? Elemental orns?"

In anything PVP:

"Ow"
"WTF just hit me?"
"Oh hell no!"
"That [expletive][expletive]!" (This is actually thought out loud, usually in UndrDogs' RC)
"What the hell?"
"Shit, wrong button!" (generally thought out loud as I'm distracted)


During WC drama:

"Here we go again..."

[Rasu]

PK:
Where the zerk at!

Ite i got this

random please don't join in awww shit he joined

ok 2v1 a challange

INVOKE INVOKE INVOOOOKE!

oh it's over now boy

awww shit they both dew'd

bet that sin jumps in for them not me

invoke runs out....

Oh look the sins 3 sparked me wew

panic look at every skill

come to terms with what's going to happen

dead.


Pve:
People think this shit is fun? ahhh what is life

love this. LOL

[HELLA EPIC]

+ "If this was any easier I would be calling it PvE"
   "Why did I get red name from PvE ROFLMAOCOPTER"
   "How can my team win so easy LMFAO"

+"Why do I have to go white name for this easy player killing LMFAOCOPTER"
 "This is easier than tetris ROFLMAO"
 "Why am I playing with 2 hands BURST OUTTA LAUGHING"

[Miki]

''please dont spread out''
''stop spreading out''
''stop''
''you just lost your heals privilege''
''run you fool''

''wtf who sogged me''
''lol payback''

''stop targeting me''
''can you not''

''should have leaped towards me fgt''

literally this

especially the last one

Omg I laughed, thats what I do too. 

[Indifferent]

-it isn't going to tick right now, is it? (when i'm about to kill someone but their charm is about to tick just as i'm about to finish a last hit)

When that happens I think my neighbors just want to somehow invent the in real life censoring beep.

[Calamity]

THERE IS A FREAKIN SQUISHER CLASS RIGHT NEXT TO ME GO AFTER HIM  DA FAK DO I HAVE 15 PEOPLE AAING ON ME FOR?? then i realize i'm barraging '-'