Why English is hard to Learn??

[ܣᏁᎧᏉܣ]

[shadow=red,left]WHY ENGLISH IS HARD TO LEARN[/shadow]
[shadow=red,left]We’ll begin with box; the plural is boxes,
But the plural of ox is oxen, not oxes,
One fowl is a goose, and two are called geese,
Yet the plural of moose is never called meese.[/shadow]

[shadow=red,left]You may find a lone mouse or a house full of mice;
But the plural of house is houses, not hice.
The plural of man is always men,
But the plural of pan is never pen.[/shadow]

[shadow=red,left]If I speak of a foot, and you show me two feet,
And I give you a book, would a pair be a beek?
If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,
Why shouldn’t two booths be called beeth?[/shadow]

[shadow=red,left]If the singular’s this and the plural is these,
Should the plural of kiss be ever called keese?[/shadow]

[shadow=red,left]We speak of a brother and also of brethren,
But though we say mother, we never say methren.
Then the masculine pronouns are he, his, and him;
But imagine the feminine. . . she, shis, and shim![/shadow]

 

[Omni]

Wait.... Wut.

[☠EvilTouch☠]

haahahahah
good reading, thanks 

[Angelala]

[shadow=red,left]she, shis, and shim![/shadow]

 

[Subzeroo]

Gas Pedal

[Atkala]

Yay. This one i like 

[Shirai]

And the title of your thread should have been " why IS English hard to learn? ".  c;

[Аlex]

ok ?  and...

[-Oxymoronic]

And the title of your thread should have been " why IS English hard to learn? ".  c;

 

[Meow85]

I like your title.

[♒]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL. Omg, legend! XD

[Cynix]

Gas Pedal

Slow down

[ܣᏁᎧᏉܣ]

  [shadow=red,left]Thank you guys.[/shadow]

[Sly_Man]

It is still easier than German. Read this:

A Dresden paper, the Weidmann, which thinks that there are kangaroos (Beutelratte)
in South Africa, says the hottentots (Hottentotten) put them in cages (Kotter) provided
with covers (Lattengitter) to protect them from the rain. The cages are therefore called
Lattengitterwetterkotter, and the imprisoned kangaroo Lattengitterwetterkotterbeutelratte.

One day, and assassin (Attentäter) was arrested who had killed a hottentot woman
(Hottentottenmutter), the mother of two stupid and stuttering children (Stottertrottel).
This woman, in the German language, is entitled Hottentottenstottertrottelmutter, and
her assassin takes the name Hottentottenstottertrottelmutterattentäter. The murderer
was confined to a cage - Beutelrattenlattengitterwetterkotter - whence a few days later
he escaped, but fortunately was recaptured by a hottentot, who presented himself at the
mayor's office with beaming face:

"I have captured the Beutelratte", he said.
"Which one?", asked the mayor, "we have several".
"The Attentäterlattengitterwetterkotterbeutelratte".
"Which Attentäter are you talking about?"
"About the Hottentottenstottertrottelmutterattentäter".
 "Then why don't you say at once the
Hottentottenstottertrottelmutterattentäterlattengitterwetterkotterbeutelratte"?

[Btchpls]

American Idol.