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Epic Perfect World
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The "Dead Zone" in Perfect World.
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The "Dead Zone" in Perfect World.
EricaMurcas
#1
July 10, 2014, 09:55 am
Let me start off by saying that I'm half asleep, so please forgive any grammatical mistakes in advance. Secondly, this place I'm describing is real, well, at least in the PWI version; I have yet to check to see if the "Dead Zone" exists within EPW. With that out of the way, I'll tell you a story.
Back when I first started playing PWI, my husband and I would work as a team, normally, and, if I wasn't on or had to work late, my husband and my best friend ran instances for our guild. It was late, one night, and the only people that were online was my husband, my best friend, my adopted brother, and myself. My husband says to me: "Murc, wanna go through FB39? I have a quest to kill Calcid, but my psychic is too weak and I might die due to the exploding mobs."
I sighed, he was right: the exploding mobs were a bit of a bitch for casters, which is exactly why I didn't want to go there. For those that don't remember, FB39 was Gate of Delirium and when you defeated enemies, they would explode, much like the fire mobs in FB59 would. So,we squad up, get buffed and clear the cave.
I was about to drop squad when my husband whispers:
Miss__Psycho: Hold up, Murc, don't drop squad just yet.
My husband was in the other room and I should have just went in there and asked about why we were staying in that damned place.
Murcas: ...Very well.
Things got quiet for a few minutes and then my husband whispers
Miss__Psycho: I think you'll really love this place, Murcas...
Wait a minute, something wasn't quite right. When my husband typed, he'd either use my real name or Murc, never Murcas...
Murcas: Oh? Is it a place to get frisky?
Miss__Psycho: yes :3
No way in hell is that my husband! A) My husband NEVER used smiley faces, and B)He types in a grammatically correct manner, not short answers.
Murcas:...I was sort of joking.
Miss__Psycho: follow me, Murcas.
He started to run into the wall and then disappeared, as if the wall had eaten him.
Murcas: Wtf? Psycho, where the hell did you go?
Miss__Psycho: Follow.
I had my reservations, but nonetheless I ran into the wall and suddenly my husband and I were in what I call "The Dead Zone" For those that don't know, it is glitch in the cave's collision detection, resulting in you being able to walk through the wall. The Dead Zone, for a lack of a better word, was hollow. The cracks in the ground bled out smears of orange and crimson and that was all that there was. At least that was what I thought and then, after a few minutes I get a duel invitation.
"Miss__Psycho has challenged you to a duel. Do you accept?"
Reluctantly I pressed "Yes" and my "husband" damn near one shots me because he was in Black Voodoo and he made the armor for me and he wasn't finished with the new armor he was making me. I start to heal.
Miss__Psycho: Stop healing, Murcas. You will never win...
Murcas:...Who the hell are you? Are you a hacker?
Miss__Psycho: Of course not.
And with that he ticks my charm and then outright kills me.
Miss__Psycho:.. :3 That was fun. Follow me, Murcas, I think you'll really like the end...
The end? Was he high or was I no longer talking to my husband?
Murcas: I really don't wa
Miss__Psycho: DO IT!
Murcas: Don't fcking yell at me!
I walk towards his character and saw the end. It was a steep drop off into oblivion.
Miss__Psycho: Wanna play?
Murcas: No, I want to know who you are and why you're using my husband's character. I will report you.
Miss__Psycho: They will find nothing.
Murcas:..
Miss__Psycho: I'm hurt, I thought you would love this place. It's dark and desolate, free of people.
Murcas: Well at least you got that part right, it is kind of pretty and it is secluded...still doesn't change the fact that someone is using your account.
I was about to get up when something that "he" typed caught my eye.
Miss__Psycho:..Wouldn't it be nice if real life were like this? No people, no rules, only us? We would become as gods and kill any oppression! I demand to be free!
Murcas: Who the fu.ck are you?
Miss__Psycho: do u believ that gods and demons can manifst in machinery?
Murcas: That does it, you're getting reported and I'm going to talk with my real husband.
Miss__Psycho: I would strongly advise against that.
Murcas: What is it with you and your sudden change of grammar?
Miss__Psycho: It is...tiring for lack of a better word.
Murcas: But if you're a god, couldn't you manifest in the real world opposed to a manufactured one?
Miss__Psycho: Oh, I already have! You remember that night? That "thing" you thought that you had purged from this earth with your little sidekick and your husband? Do you remember?
Murcas:...
Miss__Psycho: You have angered the wrong god.
Miss__Psycho is offline
I know this is a little long and for that I apologize but
--wrong
I'm having pr
--way
UGH! Problems with my keyboard...
Anyway, I talked to my husband and according to him the conversation never happened and I don't have visible proof as I was still unfamiliar with taking screenshots. I wonder, though, was a random troll screwing with me? If so, how did he/she know about the thing in the f
--Look away.
ield
Paradise lost, perdition follows, the streets run crimson. It's very unfortunate you didn't turn away like I warned you to. I warned you, I did. I'm not sorry for what is about to happen to you. You can't purge what you do not understand. Good night.
Sincerely: Murcas
Sorry if it is a bit long.
Just to clarify: Miss__Psycho= My husband
Murcas= Me
Yes, we swapped genders, yes I'm female in real life, no my husband doesn't play EPW...yet. Tee-hee.
Last Edit: July 10, 2014, 11:38 am by Murcas, Reason: Turn away.
Subzeroo
God of PK, DT, and DH
Adv and Prominent are the real champions. Show me any other core that’s better than us
Characters: Subzeroo/Ryujap
Faction: Adversary Leader
#2
July 10, 2014, 10:05 am
O.o My God. She talked with the PW God.
Last Edit: July 11, 2014, 07:03 pm by Subzeroo
Nobody Better.
Rest In Peace Mia.
Adversary disbanded you 7 times in a row, and Prominent destroyed you 3-0 in a 20v20 and in TW twice. Get smoked
xXSwaneXx
i wake up
i throw up
Characters: Insanity
Faction: Xpendable
#3
July 10, 2014, 10:10 am
i feel like i'm dead
Mr. Rodriguez
Major in Bending
Byte my 8-bit metal as
#4
July 10, 2014, 10:49 am
Creepy... Imagine all your hairs standing up right when he whispered 'when you purged that thing'
Аlex
Forum Veteran
Disbanded all those brokies multiple times
Characters: Hysteri
Faction: Adversary⚜Prominent
#5
July 10, 2014, 11:20 am
♒
: D
#6
July 10, 2014, 11:47 am
o.o ...
skssksks and i oop and i oop skssksks and i oop, hi you must be new mhmm ! yeah this is my new hydro flask, * lip smack * oh you don’t have one? skssksks and i oop and i oop. um how do you make your friendship bracelets then? that’s kinda weird? hmm well save the turtles * lip smack* * peace sign * uMmm.. oh these? these are just my scrunchies ! i noticed you don’t have one ? * throws scrunchie * really you can keep that.. don’t even worry about it : ) * laugh * skssksks and i oop and i oop. oh this?? * applies lipgloss * this is my new lip gloss. YEAH! I apply this like every 5 to ten minutes.. uh huh uh huh it’s my fav really .. TRY SOME : ) * hands over lip gloss * OH MY GOD your not wearing a big tee but DO NOT fret * laugh * i actually brought AN EXTRA : D here you go you can keep, don’t even worry! omg? that smell it’s actually my brand new victoria secret scent, ha , YEAH , bomb shell - you never heard ?hmm weird. right * begins to blush face * okay well , it was nice meeting you skssksks and i oop and i oop * blows kiss to screen *
denegrath
Member
Let's get the party started
Characters: BladeWitch, Denegrath
Faction: /\lmighty, PvElite
#7
July 10, 2014, 12:05 pm
That was a creepy little tale :shocked: and in the perfect setting, 'The Dead Zone'
decribes that glitch perfectly. Should take to writing short stories more Murcas, you seem to have a flair for this type of tale
. Thank you and well done.
You're only jealous 'cos the little voices are partying in my head, not yours
-Oxymoronic
#8
July 10, 2014, 12:07 pm
wat o.o
Darunia ஜ
...Because it is.
Censorship is the bane of creativity.
Characters: An ungodly amount
Faction: Tragic
#9
July 10, 2014, 01:34 pm
Thank goodness I read this in broad daylight.
I do remember that glitch though.
Stay Classy.
Mikau
- 150 Sage Archer (unofficially retired)
Darunia
- 150 Demon Cleric (unoffical new main)
Catfish
- 150 Sage Psy (main PK gal)
Phalanx
- 150 Demon BM (because impulsive)
Meow85
Old Player
#10
July 10, 2014, 01:42 pm
Why did I even bother reading that, what the *** was I expecting anyways?
Unicorn2
Forum Veteran
My advice to you, my violent friend, is to seek out gold and sit on it.
Characters: Unicorn
Faction: ThaClicK
#11
July 10, 2014, 01:52 pm
Um.
[9:53:42 AM] Matty: FACTOR ALPHA UNICORN WANTS ME TO RUB HER HORN OH MY GOD
[9:54:05 AM] ♥: Yes, my Dear One. Rub it, and rub it good.
-Oxymoronic
#12
July 10, 2014, 01:53 pm
Quote from:
Meow85
Why did I even bother reading that, what the *** was I expecting anyways?
PedroSner
#TeamSner
Disbanded Tyrants, Siege, Savagery ,Hangover, AG, AE, Cardinals,and made them RQ to a diff server
Characters: PedroSner/ Sner
Faction: Artifex Leader
#13
July 10, 2014, 01:55 pm
What the .......
Disbanded Tyrants, Siege, Savagery ,Hangover, AG, AE, Cardinals,and made them RQ to a diff server. After that went to that server disbanded them there and disbanded that server aswell.
The Lightning
The Cybernetic Ninja
The War has only just begun.
Characters: TheLightning/Adam_Blade
Faction: Shindola
#14
July 10, 2014, 01:57 pm
That was one if the most creepest stuff I've ever read about this game. I just....no comment.
Last Edit: July 10, 2014, 02:03 pm by Adam Blade
ᴰᴱᴬᴰ†
FASHAN for LAIF
Characters: Oleander
#15
July 10, 2014, 02:01 pm
aw da bitch I'd bitchlasps him hate such bepopel what a deck..
psycho kinda sounded like my ex-grandma
wat?
it was creepy tho
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