101 Reasons why u got ur ass kicked

[thedevilhunter]

the most helpful book for not being called a NOOB.This guide is made by LEDiable and NoHomo team, no homo bra.

1- OMG I got dc

2- OMG Fking lag

3- OMFG skills ain't working

4- OMG Fly glitch

5- OMG Running glitch

6- OMG Weapon Durability is 0

7- OMG Armor Durability is 0

8- OMG Cape Durability is 0

9- OMG my girlfriend is being naughty

10- OMG my boyfriend spamming me with naughty stuff

11- OMG I forgot to buff

12- OMG i threw all my skills out the bar

13- OMG veno\god debuffed me \ Purged

14- OMG someone used occult ice on me ( a ghost )

15- OMG i forgot to get a bow

16- OMG ur ring is engraved and mine isn't

17- OMG I don't have psy buffs like you

18- OMG U have every buff in game

19- FML your class is so OP

20- FML Morai messed the balance of classes ( if u r a sin or a psy just say it )

21- OMG u used pills

22- OMG i ran out pills

23- OMG U used choco in 1v1 and i used only a wood pot

24- OMG I am mad so i can't play well

25- OMG i am sick so i can't play well

26- OMG i am tired so i can't play well

27- OMG i am sleepy so i can't play well

28- OMG i am hor ( 2 letters ) so i can't stop touching the mouse

29- OMG your tide protection is fking OP

30- OMG your focused mind is OP

31- OMG u spark a lot

32- OMG you can't do a shyt if we are on 1,3,6 ijs

33- OMG u were damn lucky, just luck bro\bra

34- OMG Screen went black ( happens to me sometimes btw )

35- OMG Screen went white ( happens to angels only )

36- OMG ping is +2k-20k just give a random number such as 18922 and they will believe

37- OMG computer over heated

38- OMG Antivirus ran and lagged the hell out of me

39- OMG Chat window poped up

40- OMG Skype call

41- OMG Antivirus auto update

42- OMFG Windows auto update

43- OMFG My cats playing in my pants

44- OMFG My dogs biting my balls

45- OMG My sister playing with me on the laptop hitting random keys

46- OMFG My mom is fighting me irl with a water gun

47- OMFG My brother is trying to hax my computer

48- OMFG I am being over haxed by my family

49- OMG My bf doing something down OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

50- OMFG My gf doing something down OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

51- OMG DAMN Computer crashed

52- OMG DAMN Client crashed

53-OMG DAMN I came in vent in the wrong time

54- OMG My hand is small so i can't crush the keyboard all at once

55- OMG My feets r so big i am too heavy to avoid ur attack

56- OMG My feets r so small i don't know how to run

57- OMG my hands r so big i can't see what i am crushing

58- OMG my chair got broken

59- OMG i fall off my fking chair

60- FML Pc's table is broken

61- OMG Ex gf distraction

62- OMG Ex bf distraction

63- OMG Noob spamming the hell out of me

64- OMG U can't 1v1 seriously u suck

65- OMG U got healed

66- OMG Mouse ran out of batteries

67- OMG My mouse seen a cat so i slipped away

68- OMG u guys have 1 more player than us

69- OMG my grandma removed the internet cable and it's stuck in my dog's ( bad word )

70- OMG My dog ate my internet cable\ my mouse's cable \ my keyboard's cable

71- OMG I had to go in middle of pvp, my dog is running after my gf

72- OMG i had to go in middle of pvp, my dog is running after my bf

73- OMFG my muscles hurt me so i can't fight well FU GYM FU

74- OMG a storm stroke my house

75- OMG Tsunami stroke my house and i got drown

76- OMG i was afk ( i was just running and jumping that's all )

77- OMG miss clicked all my skills

78- OMG RedTu( 2 letters hidden ) got my pc crash after having a lag spike FML

79- OMG GM pmed me and i don't rely i will get banned

80- OMG my charm ran out

81- OMG some1 knocking on the door BRB ( at 10% hp say that )

82- OMG genie ran out of energy

83- OMG i had PvE genie on

84- OMG LMAO I was reading the AWESOME post of thedevilhunter ( 101 Reasons why u got ur ass kicked  ) so i died laughing LMAO ROLOLOL

85- OMG I was trying to figure out who is ur main by looking to ur gears in the middle of the fight ijs

86- OMG my gf wants me now in the bed or i am getting my ass kicked irl, See u

87- OMG I spilled my drink that's why i died

88- OMG  food was burning

89- OMG i was too high to pay attention

90- OMG some1 broke into my house

91- OMG i was Fapping

92- OMG my dog and all my cats r having a pee shower on my leg

93- OMG u really need to use genie skills

94- OMG U stun lock and use Occult ice

95- OMG faction protection\ or allies would work even if he is in an enemy guild

96- OMG random aoe killed me

97- OMG mobs were ganking me with u

98- OMG i had wrong target

99- OMG i heard snow white singing

100- OMG i forgot to close my 2nd client

101- I got tired of pking u so i left u to kill me this time as well i was writing 101 reasons <

DONT WORRY PART 2 UNDER CONSTRUCTION

[Neith]

awwwww.... it`s only 67 ;(

101. alliens visited my house and took away my dog/cat/grandma

[thedevilhunter]

72 now, still finding some more

[lilime]

a few:
Parents called, can be extended in to different versions
doorbell rang, ^
phone rang, text msg, sudden call from my X relative that is on deathsbed.

[BitchPlease]

OMFG my roof just collapsed O.o

[thedevilhunter]

All ideas will be added in part 2 of the book. Donates please ROFL

[LilMsFish]

I pushed the wrong button and got my weapon unequiped
I left my phone next to my mouse and tot my phone was the mouse
T-Rex barged into my room looking for Barney
Kids were asking if they could watch teletabies using their tummy instead of the TV
I have Little Arms like T-rex so i cant hit buttons really well

i got so much more stupid excuse on dying like a pro XD
And BTW Give Credits to those who Donate ideas bro

[OffTarget]

LOL u have too much time on ur hands  funneh stuff

[Feone]

I lost because some witch turned me into a newt D:
I lost because I didn't expect the spanish inquisition

[thedevilhunter]

the most helpful book for not being called a NOOB This guide is made by LEDiable and NoHomo team, no homo bra.

1- OMG I got dc

2- OMG Fking lag

3- OMFG skills ain't working

4- OMG Fly glitch

5- OMG Running glitch

6- OMG Weapon Durability is 0

7- OMG Armor Durability is 0

8- OMG Cape Durability is 0

9- OMG my girlfriend is being naughty

10- OMG my boyfriend spamming me with naughty stuff

11- OMG I forgot to buff

12- OMG i threw all my skills out the bar

13- OMG veno\god debuffed me \ Purged

14- OMG someone used occult ice on me ( a ghost )

15- OMG i forgot to get a bow

16- OMG ur ring is engraved and mine isn't

17- OMG I don't have psy buffs like you

18- OMG U have every buff in game

19- FML your class is so OP

20- FML Morai messed the balance of classes ( if u r a sin or a psy just say it )

21- OMG u used pills

22- OMG i ran out pills

23- OMG U used choco in 1v1 and i used only a wood pot

24- OMG I am mad so i can't play well

25- OMG i am sick so i can't play well

26- OMG i am tired so i can't play well

27- OMG i am sleepy so i can't play well

28- OMG i am hor ( 2 letters ) so i can't stop touching the mouse

29- OMG your tide protection is fking OP

30- OMG your focused mind is OP

31- OMG u spark a lot

32- OMG you can't do a shyt if we are on 1,3,6 ijs

33- OMG u were damn lucky, just luck bro\bra

34- OMG Screen went black ( happens to me sometimes btw )

35- OMG Screen went white ( happens to angels only )

36- OMG ping is +2k-20k just give a random number such as 18922 and they will believe

37- OMG computer over heated

38- OMG Antivirus ran and lagged the hell out of me

39- OMG Chat window poped up

40- OMG Skype call

41- OMG Antivirus auto update

42- OMFG Windows auto update

43- OMFG My cats playing in my pants

44- OMFG My dogs biting my balls

45- OMG My sister playing with me on the laptop hitting random keys

46- OMFG My mom is fighting me irl with a water gun

47- OMFG My brother is trying to hax my computer

48- OMFG I am being over haxed by my family

49- OMG My bf doing something down OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

50- OMFG My gf doing something down OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

51- OMG DAMN Computer crashed

52- OMG DAMN Client crashed

53-OMG DAMN I came in vent in the wrong time

54- OMG My hand is small so i can't crush the keyboard all at once

55- OMG My feets r so big i am too heavy to avoid ur attack

56- OMG My feets r so small i don't know how to run

57- OMG my hands r so big i can't see what i am crushing

58- OMG my chair got broken

59- OMG i fall off my fking chair

60- FML Pc's table is broken

61- OMG Ex gf distraction

62- OMG Ex bf distraction

63- OMG Noob spamming the hell out of me

64- OMG U can't 1v1 seriously u suck

65- OMG U got healed

66- OMG Mouse ran out of batteries

67- OMG My mouse seen a cat so i slipped away

68- OMG u guys have 1 more player than us

69- OMG my grandma removed the internet cable and it's stuck in my dog's ( bad word )

70- OMG My dog ate my internet cable\ my mouse's cable \ my keyboard's cable

71- OMG I had to go in middle of pvp, my dog is running after my gf

72- OMG i had to go in middle of pvp, my dog is running after my bf

73- OMFG my muscles hurt me so i can't fight well FU GYM FU

74- OMG a storm stroke my house

75- OMG Tsunami stroke my house and i got drown

76- OMG i was afk ( i was just running and jumping that's all )

77- OMG miss clicked all my skills

78- OMG RedTu( 2 letters hidden ) got my pc crash after having a lag spike FML

79- OMG GM pmed me and i don't rely i will get banned

80- OMG my charm ran out

81- OMG some1 knocking on the door BRB ( at 10% hp say that )

82- OMG genie ran out of energy

83- OMG i had PvE genie on

84- OMG LMAO I was reading the AWESOME post of thedevilhunter ( 101 Reasons why u got ur ass kicked  ) so i died laughing LMAO ROLOLOL

85- OMG I was trying to figure out who is ur main by looking to ur gears in the middle of the fight ijs

86- OMG my gf wants me now in the bed or i am getting my ass kicked irl, See u

87- OMG I spilled my drink that's why i died

88- OMG  food was burning

89- OMG i was too high to pay attention

90- OMG some1 broke into my house

91- OMG i was Fapping

92- OMG my dog and all my cats r having a pee shower on my leg

93- OMG u really need to use genie skills

94- OMG U stun lock and use Occult ice

95- OMG faction protection\ or allies would work even if he is in an enemy guild

96- OMG random aoe killed me

97- OMG mobs were ganking me with u

98- OMG i had wrong target

99- OMG i heard snow white singing

100- OMG i forgot to close my 2nd client

101- I got tired of pking u so i left u to kill me this time as well i was writing 101 reasons <

DONT WORRY PART 2 UNDER CONSTRUCTION

[Shimmer]

Here is the problem I have the most: my cats walked in front of my computer screen.

[Skylight]

Why must there always be a reason to losing.?
What ever happened to good sportsmanship
"Good fight, maybe next time"
The hate and hostility in Today's PW Generation...
-waves my surrender flag-

[Feone]

Because every single player of EPW is so extremely skilled that they couldn't possibly lose due to player error 

[Skylight]

Most common Legit one that they wouldn't admit to is

"I don't know how to play my class; just went with one of the most OP ones because everyone else does"

[thedevilhunter]

the funny thing is, u can't always win but players think they will always win and win.

every players talks like he is a god of his class untill another drop him.

BUT A REMINDER : WHO DA BEST SIN?>