Ah, almighty Lord!
Hear my prayers!
Forgive me my sins and my bad deeds, my heretic thoughts and my poisonous words!!
Hail, amen, hallelujah!!!
Accept my gratitude for the item called Shaving Gel, which, after woman, is the second greatest gift you, The Great One, gave to us, men.
It makes our existance so much easier and so much more enjoyable than the heretic Satanic shit non-believers call Shaving Foam!
Hail to your great name, oh, The Savior, and let your glorious name echoe through the generations to come, Almighty Gillette, The Best The Men Can Get!!
Hallelujah!!
Amen!
