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Offline Lena

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Offline ᴰᴱᴬᴰ†

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I.. I .... Imma shakin bro



and what can I do if pyramid head decides to rape me?

nothing I guess :normal-2:

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Offline BeNicePlease

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someone summarize for me pls

Offline Steroids

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someone summarize for me pls
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Offline Drag Queer

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Offline Nicolle

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5) If your doggy, kitty, or dragon hisses and barks, chances are that person is bad and you should avoid it.

My dog doesn't even like me, and I am not BAD   :-X
Nope

Offline Harry

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My dog doesn't even like me, and I am not BAD   :-X

No-one likes chu. D:

Offline Nicolle

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No-one likes chu. D:
:sad:
Oh...okay  :-[ :sad:
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Offline Harry

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:sad:
Oh...okay  :-[ :sad:

It is truths. :/

EricaMurcas

1)Never travel alone.
2)If in rural areas, and you are alone, pick up stones. If you have knife, gun, mace, Batman, or whatever, make sure you're ready.
3)Fight when cornered or if there are no escape routes.
4)Trust instinct.
5)Animals can sense danger. (Side note: Some dogs that do like you, it's nothing personal; your personalities may not be the same or if you have had them spaded or neutered could be a factor too. Or your dog has a better relationship with someone else. So I probably should have re-worded it.
6. Rocks good. Smash ears, temples, or throat. Or shoot the mother fucker if all else fail pick up a branch and stab their eyes out.

Better?

Offline Harry

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Rename to: Murcas' Dojo

Offline Darunia ஜ

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As someone who does live in bumfuck nowhere, I don't leave my house after sundown.  If my husband wants a drink, he either drinks water, wait till morning, or go out there himself.  I can't fight worth a ***; I am that girl who will miss the eyes while attempting to gouge em out.

Stay Classy.
Mikau - 150 Sage Archer (unofficially retired)
Darunia - 150 Demon Cleric (unoffical new main)
Catfish - 150 Sage Psy (main PK gal)
Phalanx - 150 Demon BM (because impulsive)

Offline ᴰᴱᴬᴰ†

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once a doge followed me when I was going home late at night (wasn't that late actually) and bit me on my ass.

I didn't really know that there was a doge behind me so I almost fainted

this wasn't the worst thing though

The worst was coming


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Offline Rin

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your first time on drugs or something?