Old man goes to the Hospital- Hey Doc.- Hey Mr. AndrewDoctor: Is something wrong ? For your age i have to ask all this routine questions.Mr. Andrew: Nothing at all, i feel totally fine no problems what so ever...For you to have an idea, im 75 and my wife which is 26 years old is pregnant ! I couldn't be happier...Doctor: Hmm Mr. Andrew, i will tell you a story. There was a hunter who never missed an hunting day. He was always there for the hunt, everyday. One day he left home in hurry and grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun but he was so in hurry he didn't even notice. When he was at the hunting grounds...he saw a bear...the bear started to come at him, in his direction so he had to act quick...he pulled the umbrella out and shot the bear...the bear fell dead.Mr. Andrew: Doctor please...cmon...that is impossible. Someone else had to kill the bear.Doctor: Exactly Mr. Andrew.
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lol sure u didnt