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Offline ☠EvilTouch☠

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I just thought it would be cool to have a place with jokes ^^
For those who are a bit bored of the game or their school or work, they can just come here and read a good joke.


Regulations to post a joke:
  • The joke may not be racist, sexist nor contain sexual slang references;
  • The joke will be read and check by the GM's and check for any rules violation;
  • After the joke is checked it will be added to this main post as a "spoiler" and deleted afterwards;
    • spoiler will contain poster name + the joke

~Jokes~



Offline Lolly

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Best laugh today yet.
Doughnut♡


Lolly - 150 Ep | Pancake - 150 Wf | Crystal - 150 Ea
Sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments.
[12:27:33 PM] Tucie (Tucirito/Arabella): Lolly is god. Lolly is life.

Offline Unicorn2

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  • My advice to you, my violent friend, is to seek out gold and sit on it.
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  • Faction: ThaClicK
[9:53:42 AM] Matty: FACTOR ALPHA UNICORN WANTS ME TO RUB HER HORN OH MY GOD
[9:54:05 AM] ♥: Yes, my Dear One. Rub it, and rub it good.

Offline ᴰᴱᴬᴰ†

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is black humor allowed? if it's not about black people ofc


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Offline PlumSauce

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  • I'm in the basement of hell -.-




AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I GET IT NOW ;)
Xtra - 135 Mystic
I have no time for idiots who don't respect my awesomeness -3-

Offline ☣EvilEye23☣

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AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I GET IT NOW ;)
Such late.
LightningI—150 wizard
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Offline PlumSauce

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  • I'm in the basement of hell -.-
Xtra - 135 Mystic
I have no time for idiots who don't respect my awesomeness -3-

Offline Boddgy

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  • Artifex#1
  • Characters: Ull and Boddgy
read this joke Police: Where do u live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With Me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbors house.
Police: Where is your neighbors house?
Me: You won't believe me if I tell you.
Police: Tell Me!
Me: Next to my house.
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Offline Boddgy

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  • Artifex#1
  • Characters: Ull and Boddgy
I know 10 facts about you:
Fact 1: You are reading this.
Fact 2: You can't say the letter 'm' without touching your lips.
Fact 3: You just tried it.
Fact 4: You're smiling.
Fact 6: You're smiling or laughing again.
Fact 7: You didn't notice I missed fact 5.
Fact 8: You just checked it.
Fact 9: You're smiling again.
Fact 10: You like this and you're going to rate or comment. :)
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Offline ᴰᴱᴬᴰ†

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  • Characters: Oleander
I know 10 facts about you:
Fact 1: You are reading this.
Fact 2: You can't say the letter 'm' without touching your lips.
Fact 3: You just tried it.
Fact 4: You're smiling.
Fact 6: You're smiling or laughing again.
Fact 7: You didn't notice I missed fact 5.
Fact 8: You just checked it.
Fact 9: You're smiling again.
Fact 10: You like this and you're going to rate or comment. :)

LOLOLSOTLTAOTL


only I didn't try 2 :normal-2:


it should have said "you can't say "M" when touching your lips, would be better :normal-19:

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Offline Boddgy

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  • Characters: Ull and Boddgy
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Offline Boddgy

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  • Artifex#1
  • Characters: Ull and Boddgy
Dad: Say daddy!
Baby: Mommy!
Dad: Come on, say daddy!
Baby: Mommy!
Dad: F*ck you, say daddy!
Baby: F*ck you, Mommy!
Mom: Honey, I'm home!
Baby: F*ck you!
Mom: Who taught you that?
Baby: Daddy!
Dad: Son of a b*tch.
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Offline ᴰᴱᴬᴰ†

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  • Characters: Oleander

Signature by Lonicera
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Offline Boddgy

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  • Characters: Ull and Boddgy
I was in in the public restroom
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall:
"Hi, how are you?"
Me: (embarrassed) "Doin' fine!"
Stall: "So what are you up to?"
Me: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here."
Stall: "Can I come over?"
Me: (attitude) "No, I'm a little busy right now!!"
Stall: "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!
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Offline Boddgy

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  • Characters: Ull and Boddgy
your all welcome for those good laughs muahahahaha  :police: lets have a joke contest
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