The Ultimate Question: Do you sit or stand?

[Eli]

I usually wind up asking this on every forum I join, some forums responded positively to it...some not so much. But you see, I feel that a question like this can help us not only bond as a gaming/forum community, but it also helps us both celebrate our diversities and likenesses. So here it is, one of the most intimate questions you can ever ask someone: Do you sit or stand when you wipe your butt?


You'd be surprised, but not all of us wipe our bums the same way after we take a poo. I personally am a sitter, I prefer to lightly lift my right cheek off of the seat and clean away the stains of yesterday's dinner via Angel Soft brand toilet paper. So I'm asking now, do you sit or stand?

Disclaimer: This poll was not intended to discriminate those who wipe themselves in a position not listed [e. g. in a handstand or a certain yoga position], the makers of this poll firmly believe that all wipers were created equal.

[Niani]

Derp? ^^

[Xcution]

Dafuq?

[Fatigue]

what the actual *** is wrong with you

[Lolly]

Whyyyy.

[lastraven]

what the actual *** is wrong with you

[Maok]

^{Kinda curious now...}
Other (Position not listed on poll.)  1 (20%)

[⁑Losergoddess⁑]

I... I... I just... I...

[VelvetRose]

Right....

Edit.. Option 4.. Some people don't wipe. I dont know how its called but its like a fontain thingie where they clean theirs bums with after a shit.

[fallenchaos]

A bidet?

[Angelica]

What the hell?xD

[VelvetRose]

yes i think thats it. I just wipe tho, no need to give further details lol

[Lyra]

LOL one hell of a way to wake up to this xD but it was good. gave me a good laugh. I sit xD

[Shay]

I will admit reading the 1st forum post of the day, made me burst out in laughter. Pretty sure that was the posters' goal.

[Eli]

I will admit reading the 1st forum post of the day, made me burst out in laughter. Pretty sure that was the posters' goal.

Indeed it was, we all need a good laugh every now and then.