"1rst rule: GM's are always right.
2nd rule: If GM's are not right, read rule number 1."
3rd Rule:
If gms are still not right, and you have read rules 1 and 2 already, please gorge yourself on potatoes, go rob a store, cook and eat more, then be stuffed, fall down and go to sleep.
When awake, go rob another store with more food, cook, eat, and sleep.
Repeat until arrested.