Epic Perfect World

Daily Epic 19 May 2013.

Offline Tjeumans

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How do you measure up?
Today, GM Alexypk will feature in some topics. The first is about the general knowledge quiz he hosted. We at The Daily resisted participating because as well-informed journalists, that would be unfair, but all in all, his questions proved quite a challenge to the Epic community.
That brought some players to requests for certain type of quizzes, such as history or PW/Epic know-how and, believe it or not, a request for a porn quiz by Jamilicious.
We at the Daily could not help but wondering what such a quiz would look like. A simple question like: who has the biggest ego would already lead to more than one right answer, but with questions like: who has the biggest penis or who had the most women, verification would be impossible. Still, we suggest all you 'gentlemen' start measuring, because you never know, one day you may get what you want.

How to insult a GM?
Sort of staying with the theme, Jishi demonstrate the answer to that question by asking Alexypk to suck his dick. Apparently, some event did not go to Jishi's wishes and he found it necessary to point that out to the hosting GM in rather rude words in WC. If there should ever be a quiz with the question: how long will you be muted for insulting a GM, here is the answer: one day.

Let's talk about sex, baby.
It seems to be the ongoing theme of the day. The reason may be a server full of raging hormones but this time, the talk was about babies. There was one couple that claimed to be making Rank 9 babies (labor will be hell for the mom, especially if it concerns a claw bm), while Azul claimed he and Malon were busy making Epic Perfect babies. We at the Daily are wondering if this is a case of wishful thinking, but we wish them all kinds of good luck in their efforts and we hope you will give the Daily the exclusive pics of your newborns.

And all that sex gets you....
Well, in the Daily, but also in hell. Or so some say. Aviso threatened ReisH today: 'you well die soon (duh, big deal in PW – editor's note), ims sure you well sent in hell'.
We are not sure the death threats really were about sex, but as the convo (as usual) went that way, we assume it was. If not, we apologize for the mistake on our side. Good thing about all this is is that it is lucky for Reish to know that all will be well then.

Man, those dragons are stringy!
And that brings us to our final topic today: the typos and other mistakes. Today's best one was an offer of Chewing Scale. Oh well. Another use for a mat, always good to know.
Last Edit: May 19, 2013, 08:12 pm by Tjeumans

Offline ⁑Losergoddess⁑

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I missed everything, I've been asleep all day ]:
Man you're the most awesome black person I've ever met. I wish I could be more like you. Plis teach me your ways. I too poor can't pay, but I promise to worship you.

Offline Tjeumans

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Praise us for your daily update :)

LaceyPip

LMAO chewing scale :tiger-50:  to be inserted in the mouth to determine who bring forth the most slobber when chewing gum.


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How to insult a GM?
Sort of staying with the theme, Jishi demonstrate the answer to that question by asking Alexypk to suck his dick. Apparently, some event did not go to Jishi's wishes and he found it necessary to point that out to the hosting GM in rather rude words in WC. If there should ever be a quiz with the question: how long will you be muted for insulting a GM, here is the answer: one day.


A friend got banned for like 3 months.GF server.

Offline Sleep

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Let's talk about sex, baby.
It seems to be the ongoing theme of the day. The reason may be a server full of raging hormones but this time, the talk was about babies. There was one couple that claimed to be making Rank 9 babies (labor will be hell for the mom, especially if it concerns a claw bm), while Azul claimed he and Malon were busy making Epic Perfect babies. We at the Daily are wondering if this is a case of wishful thinking, but we wish them all kinds of good luck in their efforts and we hope you will give the Daily the exclusive pics of your newborns.

I wasn't ready to go public yet. This paparazzi.


You don't want to exasperate GN Sleep  :pig-11: :pig-37:

vlntbty

LOL


How to insult a GM?
Sort of staying with the theme, Jishi demonstrate the answer to that question by asking Alexypk to suck his dick. Apparently, some event did not go to Jishi's wishes and he found it necessary to point that out to the hosting GM in rather rude words in WC. If there should ever be a quiz with the question: how long will you be muted for insulting a GM, here is the answer: one day.


And all that sex gets you....
Well, in the Daily, but also in hell. Or so some say. Aviso threatened ReisH today: 'you well die soon (duh, big deal in PW – editor's note), ims sure you well sent in hell'.
We are not sure the death threats really were about sex, but as the convo (as usual) went that way, we assume it was. If not, we apologize for the mistake on our side. Good thing about all this is is that it is lucky for Reish to know that all will be well then.

Offline Tjeumans

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I really am honored with my own section, but apparently, people do not know how to find it. Views have dropped dramatically and as it was my intention to make something fun for the community, it now seems fun for a select few. So ehm....am wondering if this really was a good idea.

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i say keep up the good work,  i enjoy perusing your page  :tiger-42:

Offline Benji

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Lol chewing scale
Not the best read so far,but good indeed

LaceyPip

I really am honored with my own section, but apparently, people do not know how to find it. Views have dropped dramatically and as it was my intention to make something fun for the community, it now seems fun for a select few. So ehm....am wondering if this really was a good idea.

Tjeu sweety, listen to Grandma hunny  :monkey-3:

Seriously now ....

You are doing an amazingly good job with what is given to you on a daily basis.  Just look at the whole picture hunny .....you have to report on, mostly, the same old same old , every day.  The moaners, the lone rangers looking for wives, the miss spellers, the sexual frustrated, racism, in a nutshell - the in game life of GAMERS.  Yet, you make it interesting, funny, full of oomph and I for one love reading it everyday.  No matter whether its a good read or a fantastic read on the day, its YOUR creation and there are quite a few of us that love to read it.

Thank you for bringing this to us, making us smile, laugh, p'ing our pants sometimes with your funny twists on things ....IT IS ALL WORTH IT!!

Have an amazing Monday and I am looking forward to reading the next edition of the Daily!!!

Lacey