Leader of Future - Sage WR ExplicitTurned 22 (always thought he was like 28 or some sht) toady, another year was added to his life where he smoked blacks and joined the salvation army and said he was in the real army! After countless efforts of trying to motivate a team where he said 'believe in the team and we will win' (extremely home 0) - realised it'll be easier to take the identity of BigDirtyDav on OW and fall back to his friends at Bronze Tier - Shout Out to Kareem, then rising up to silver and quitting while he was ahead. Let's not forget last year, he snitched on himself countless times and also showerd with his fellow black men.Lost his e-date to harpist (Alex) - but i think he ignored her idkLost Misery to some random guy (lul)Only thing he managed to do was disband Apolumi + Agatio BTW guys, real reason Dav smoke blacks he's in the army, guy's tryna take the easy way outHappy Birthday Lill Man!No HoMo
Happy birthday!!!!! I'll carry you in overwatch as a gift.