So this guy walks into the men's locker room. He looks over and sees this other guy with a cork in his butt. So the guy asks how did that happen "well you see what happened was" he tells his story. I was out in the woods when I tripped over this lamp. A genie came out and said that i had 3 wishes""no sh!t" I said.
Credit to the person I herd it from first xd