Epic Perfect World

Pokeballs are red, greatballs are blue.

Offline Mada

  • Ancient Mystic
  • CC Mystic Inventor
  • Characters: Khufu / Toughness
  • Faction: apo
I heard you guys like pokemons
ok... its time to ruin it

Once i saw you i couldn't deny
As much beautiful as a Beautifly

Was too scared to try at first
Couldn't resist you were the Gourgeist

Raised in your way like a Bellsprout
Stopped you by and asked you out

Too bad i looked like a Psyduck
you replied NO WAY YOU SUCK

My.. My face went so yellow
If i suck then BITCH YOU SWELLOW

I.. i walked away disappointed and sad
So much feelings on me felt like Lotad

Girl you make such a GOOD CATCH
Too bad that we couldn't match

I remembered how was Oshawott and Piplup
It just needs time lets not to give up

I decided to make a chase
Followed you back to your SECRET BASE

You went into shower, dirty you
Opened the door a little to PEEK-AT-CHU

Ho-oh, look at these Jigglypuff
It just made my Wiggly-Tough

Fuck!! i cant take it, my Bulba-Saur
But too late u finished and opening the door

Trying to hide behind any laundry bag
So embarrassing walking while my POLI-WAG

Already hid, looking at you like a Togepi
Aw you look so tired, exhausted and Celebi

Moved to you, but aww you already slept!!
I so wanted to talk with you, now im a mad Camerupt

Just by looking at you sleeping
It simply yet again Evolved my feeling

Well you are here, i am here too
I sooo want just TOgeKISS you

Your eyes, lips, cheeks.. your all
I'll have my chance, GOTTA CATCH EM ALL

I'll write you my number
so give me a call ;)
Last Edit: July 13, 2016, 09:46 am by Mada

Offline Subsea

  • Support Team
  • Faction: For Harambe
I dont think I've cringed this hard in a while... holy fucking shit.. other than that was actually funny nice story about stalking a girl 10/10
Sin : SCOOP / Master     
Barb: Global     
Archer: Deoxy
BMs : Scrubsea / Subsea


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  • Characters: ???!?!
  • Faction: Xpendable, Artifex

IMFLUFFY- r8 demon barb
NOISIA- r8 sage psy
ABBADON- r8 demon bm
ASMODEUS- r8 sage seeker
Ascension- r8 sage sin
Krewella- r8 sage archer
ARKASIA- r8 demon veno
Realisation-r8 sage cleric
BreakNoise-r8 demon mystic

Offline ๖ۣۜĐomgrath

  • Legendary
  • Undisputed Warlord of Werebeasts (Amy's property don't mad)
  • Characters: Đomgrath Nemesis Sauron
  • Faction: Apollumi

Offline Neve

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  • Characters: Finoobla
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Offline ⋆°🌹 𝔑𝔦𝔞 🌹⋆°

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  • Characters: иiα
  • Faction: тyяαитѕ gσ∂∂єѕѕ єp
♦♢ 𝓜𝓲𝓵𝓪𝓷 𝓘𝓼 𝓜𝔂 𝓟𝓾𝓭𝓭𝓲𝓷  ♦♢
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♥ 𝓐𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂'𝓼 ♥
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Offline 🐉 Archy🐉

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  • Characters: αя¢ну
  • Faction: туяαηтѕ gσ∂ єα

Offline Mada

  • Ancient Mystic
  • CC Mystic Inventor
  • Characters: Khufu / Toughness
  • Faction: apo

Offline Genius Of EPW

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  • Characters: I'm running the show as support ROFL
  • Faction: Tier 3 Apollumi
I rank this thread 44/100
yo les noobs. There's a difference between an EP playing for his teammates and the teammates playing for the EP. I'm co-leading, organizing every defaults, our "TW dates", strats, etc .. I'm going first when it's tough day in office (people in guild been working 12 jobs that day), and I'm throwing the heals when we do specific tactics. In the first 10 minutes I'm buying the turrets and cata scrolls. Anyway life is tough sometimes but I'm getting paid very well (1 DT per decade). I don't care about having 32 kills, being known, I don't care having movie about me, I want to win. And you know what? I've been winning since 10 years with all of my factions. I'm not here because I'm Swane's best edate. Swane got kicked a couple of times and I've always followed him coz' I like playing with him.

Offline Grand Master

  • Retired
  • ET is home 0
My man over here breaking up relationships cuz lost 2v2 to gods lmao

ET Stop Chaning My SHT or i'ma ddos you

Get Bullied LuL

Gota love a 'Brother' with a criminal record amiright xD

Offline Aleх

  • Megan♥
  • Characters: ColIapse•Vastness•Evolve
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