What do you think is better;90 years of slavery or 30 years of fun? Tell me your opinions.
I would say that depends entirely on who you're slaving for, if you're slaving for a mining company or perhaps a pimp, you have to take company benefits into consideration here. The quality of gruel? Is your pimp a reliable daddy? These are all questions you should be asking yourself. What if you're forced to choosing between waffles and pancakes as your slave overlords? Who do you choose? It's a simple answer when you take time to think about it. But rushed into a forced decision mistakes can be made, lifes lost. Now I know what you're thinking, but back off arushi waffles are clearly optimal, you just stick them in a toaster and boom boom, done. The butter just melts right on there, I mean yeah fine, pancakes can be good. But waffles have the convenience of a corner trick with the same delicious flavor punch right in your tongues testies. I am a food pimp and waffles is my bitch, you WILL sleep with her. I mean sure, fine. Pancakes can have blueberrys in hem or even chocolate chips, but so can WAFFLES, waffles even have those nice indents in them, perfect for keeping the syrup from slip sliding off like they do on the treacherous terrain that plagues the pancake. It always leaks off and fills the plate ruining your eggs and bacon, but NOT with waffles, they were designed, engineered to be the perfect breakfast food. And I mean pancakes burn so easily you have to watch them like a hawk, face to the stove, thermometers, real NASA like gear attached to your stove so they don't turn into charred flappy flops like kiddo's mom's chins. Just imagine your glass of freshly squeezed orange juice, bacon and eggs untouched by the syrup leak, guarded by the safe waffles, safe and delicious, holding the syrup and butter in its caressing beautiful holes, screaming to your soul, begging to be eaten. But wait, someone just broke into your house, don't worry, waffles can be used as a last resort throwing weapon, pick it right off your plate and throw it like a frisbee, the delicious crunchy edges you were about to devour are now your most deadly weapon, they don't need gun control, not while waffles are legal. What are you going to do with a pancake? Exactly. You've defeated the home invader and you're a true american, but now your breakfast is gone...But thats okay! Because a waffle only takes two minutes in a toaster, TWO minutes before that same delicious morning treat is back on your plate, cooing you with its sirens call again, taunting you with its delicate smell. Waffles will always be the superior to pancakes, no messy mixing bowl to clean, no spilled mixes or worrying about if you have enough eggs to fill the bowl, just a frozen peace of divine heaven. Sometimes I go door to door, not to talk about the lord and savior, not the one up in heaven, but the one in your freezer, the loyal waffle, like dogs are mans best friend, waffles are your best food, its a man food, for men. Which is why, here and now, I will put a stand to your treachery, to your condescending tone, surely belonging to that of a waffle hater, and I will tell you this, you can take my freedom, BUT YOU WILL NEVER TAKE OUR WAFFLES.
lmfao watthe struggle for the ones who can't make the difference between a troll thread and a serious one
shut up dude
Everything is the atom. Slavery or fun.