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EPW Valentine's Day Guide By Mada

Offline Mada

  • Old Player
  • Characters: Mada / Toughness
Hello, it's Mada
i'm just trying to help you with such a day
this post is so serious and sensitive
Enjoy!


.Quotes:
Don't do skills to get chi, let me help you with that issue
Are you EC ? because i want to farm you
Every sin dreams of a GOF + 2xINT daggers, but i dream of a GF + 2x eyes like yours
I know you are not a cleric but girl you just ress'd my feelings
You can afk in my heart, you cant log off there
Is your name is BH ? because im not doing you but i should be
If you were chi, i would never spark in fear of losing you..
Are you a BM ? because you are as hot as Heaven's Flame
Why would i need a blessing box when i can use our blessed marriage ring
I forgot my afk spot, can i afk with you instead ?
When you spark the stars must be jealous. You shine way better than them
It’s not my fault that I fell for you, you Soged me and my heart
Are you a pro psy ? because your beautiness Soul of Stunning is working perfectly
Agatio's big sale is in my ingame-bedroom.. FASHIONS ARE 100% OFF!!
Do you mind carrying to the pk spot instead of sigging ?
Do I know you? because you look a lot like my next edate
It makes me smile to log on with my name beneath yours
Your heals turn my software into hardware
I love the way you heal, buff and res
I dont need to log out, i finally have you
Sure you dont want me ? because i am a Barbarian in bed
That awkward moment when my buffs and heals are mistaken with flirting
You're too beautiful you made me forget to take pk signet
Is that my signature in your pants ? because i see myself in them
Wawe you are too hot.. i think you are made of a Soul of Fire
Do you have infinite Holy Path ? because you have been running through my mind all day
Is your fire shield infinite ?, daaayum girl you are always hawt
Stop locking my heart with your stunning arrows of love.
I think the love faerie is here.. theres a loving Barrage of Arrows hitting my heart right now, you can imagine
Seeing you pming your ex is making my SoulBurn
Oh i see you have a Heart of Steel, let me melt it for you
Do not report me.. i am not harrassing. I am just being extra friendly to someone who is extra attractive
Meeting you was fate, becoming your edate was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control.
Did the sun just come out or did you just log on ?
What time do you have to be back in heaven ? nvm ill just signet you there.
Did you just Bewitch me ? because I’m falling in like you know...


.Q & A:

Q: Am i 50% single. She said she quit but logs for pk ?
A: Man up

Q: What i am supposed to bring as an in-game Valentine's gift ?
A: From my little experience i'd say buy some pretty wings, if you are good at
    video making then make her a good one.. draw her what you feel exactly,

  doesnt matter if you know how to draw or not.. just draw
   idk man, they are weird.. you can buy a vibrator toothbrush BUT keep an eye on it.. js
   (a hint for girls.. buy something.. sex doesnt count as a valentine's gift.. unless its your first time guys)

Q: Can i draw her on my pillow ?
A: gtfo


-Tips:

If your crush is a PSY with a White Voodoo, don't worry theres a way in
just purge him/her and get inside and let them do the White Voodoo again.. now you both are stucked inside
if they have blue name then i can't help you, pm Agatio for help.

If your boyfriend is a Psychic don't call him a "PSY" literally (they dont like it).

Before you guys do the "Dual PK" ? remember to put your protections on.

If your girlfriend is on period that day, then yes you are the 3rd unlucky person in the world
and NO IF YOU ARE A SIN DON'T TRY TO USE THE (Bloodpaint or Blood Frenzy) SKILLS.. they dont work here trust me

Remember not to go full APS or full DPH, avrage is always good.. and Oh!! scripting is bad for your heart.

Don't use Tidal Protections that night, they dont feel good and arent guaranteed.. specially if you have the demon version pack.

If you don't last long in pk then you have a problem, try using the channeling reduction pots.

and guys remember, its more pleasurey to wait and Spark together. <3

 :tiger-48: Happy Valentine's Day :tiger-48:
in advance



Last Edit: Feb 11, 2016, 08:38 am by Mαdα

Offline Neve

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Offline 𝓒𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝒆

  • 「♔」
  • 𝒴𝑒𝓈, 𝒟𝒶𝒹𝒹𝓎.
  • Characters: 「Kitten + Unicorn 5ever ❥」

.Quotes:
Is your name is BH ? because im not doing you but i should be
I forgot my afk spot, can i afk with you instead ?
Do I know you? because you look a lot like my next edate
Sure you dont want me ? because i am a Barbarian in bed
Do you have infinite Holy Path ? because you have been running through my mind all day
Did the sun just come out or did you just log on ?
What time do you have to be back in heaven ? nvm ill just signet you there.

Oh my god..  :normal-2:
Kitten. Princess. Sassy. Darling. Crybaby.

[2:04:51 AM] Dylan J: Cassie vs Mitch who is the best princess
[2:05:22 AM] Dylan J: Seems Cassie wins
[2:05:29 AM] Mitch #1 Princess: Whatever..
[2:05:31 AM] Mitch #1 Princess: *** yall

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  • Faction: Siege
Holy mother of god...

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  • Faction: Outcasts☆
Someone put their heart into this.
:monkey-48: :tiger-48: :pig-48: :pig-42: :normal-23: :monkey-15:

Offline Aleх

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  • You think you can put off death? If you kill someone, someone else will kill you...
  • Characters: ColIapse•Evolve
  • Faction: Artifex
Holy fk dude , waat lmao

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  • Faction: Outcasts☆
Thank you for your guidance master Mada ✌

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Offline ☠EvilTouch☠

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  • Characters: EvilTouch
  • Faction: Flower_Team
Very cool.
Wasn't expecting this from you, have to be honest.

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Offline NotLilac

  • Jem
  • He's the Tear in my Heart
  • Characters: Lilac
  • Faction: Ducks
.Quotes:
Is your name is BH ? because im not doing you but i should be
Are you a pro psy ? because your beautiness Soul of Stunning is working perfectly
Agatio's big sale is in my ingame-bedroom.. FASHIONS ARE 100% OFF!!
Do you have infinite Holy Path ? because you have been running through my mind all day



My favourites.
Smooth af.


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  • Characters: The Lulu of EPW
  • Faction: Tyrαɴтѕ

You da real MVP.

Offline Omega

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  • Retired.
  • Characters: Omega/ Omicron
Quote
If your girlfriend is on period that day, then yes you are the 3rd unlucky person in the world
and NO IF YOU ARE A SIN DON'T TRY TO USE THE (Bloodpaint or Blood Frenzy) SKILLS.. they dont work here trust me 
Preach

Offline Aleх

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  • You think you can put off death? If you kill someone, someone else will kill you...
  • Characters: ColIapse•Evolve
  • Faction: Artifex
Very cool.
Wasn't expecting this from you, have to be honest.
:normal-2:

Offline Jessa

  • Bretard ❤
  • Guardian of Clan Breast
Hello, it's Mada
i'm just trying to help you with such a day
this post is so serious and sensitive
Enjoy!


.Quotes:
Don't do skills to get chi, let me help you with that issue
Are you EC ? because i want to farm you
Every sin dreams of a GOF + 2xINT daggers, but i dream of a GF + 2x eyes like yours
I know you are not a cleric but girl you just ress'd my feelings
You can afk in my heart, you cant log off there
Is your name is BH ? because im not doing you but i should be
If you were chi, i would never spark in fear of losing you..
Are you a BM ? because you are as hot as Heaven's Flame
Why would i need a blessing box when i can use our blessed marriage ring
I forgot my afk spot, can i afk with you instead ?
When you spark the stars must be jealous. You shine way better than them
It’s not my fault that I fell for you, you Soged me and my heart
These are amazing, I will be using all on my hubby.  :normal-13: :normal-2: :normal-13:

Siggy & Avy by Bre

Offline Mada

  • Old Player
  • Characters: Mada / Toughness
Very cool.
Wasn't expecting this from you, have to be honest.
You are bad, and that's not good.