This is about the saltiest you will ever see me. I suggest that you ignore this. I just need to vent about this shit laptop that I'm getting rid of in two days, and nothing productive is to be gained by reading any more than this first paragraph.I hate my laptop. I hate it. And these are a few reasons as to why.1) It has one single working USB port. Only one. It has been that way for two years and six months of its three year life. Irrelevant to EPW, but it pisses me off2) I have a single core processor. "Hurrdurr you suck, I floored you without even trying". No, I had 75% HP and used IG, assuming that I would freeze and use it at 5% health when my processor caught up to combat. IG isn't even on CD now. I never used it, just got a "you can't perform that action while dead" message. 2.1) Just now, I tabbed to the wrong thing, thinking it was a chi post. By the time I could see what I'm doing, I was interrupting a 1v1 and being told to *** off. I tried to apologize BUT3) My Y, U, H, B. and N keys don't work. I have to alt+tab away from EPW to type, so that apology came out as "Sorr, I taed wrog. M ad". I then tabbed to type "Sorry, I tabbed wrong, my bad" I tabbed back to be dead, as expected. Now I just look like an ass.4) A bunch of my hotkeys don't work as well, so I'm limited to four skills being used on my keyboard per hotbar without my mouse that uses my kne dying USB portHow many times have you all seen me walk out of SZ and stand there in the middle of mass PK that I can't see going on due to my render range being minimized so that I don't crash my equally shit graphics card? Yeah, I'm not dumb. I just can't fight back because I freeze for twenty seconds and the game resumes with me DEAD. I'm SICK of this.New laptop should be here on the fourth. I'm ready to throw this piece of crap out the window. I can't wait to get something with more than one ***ing core and a decent graphics card so that I can ACTUALLY pk for the first time in my life without graphical and processing lag making me near useless. See you all soon. I'm done with EPW until I get my not-shit laptop.And I really hope you didn't read all of this. It was likely a waste of your time, and I apologize, BUT I warned you. Twice.
Grats on your laptop. I'm still playing on an old ass PC that never goes past 30 FPS.
OMG I did read it Pelnar...and you did warn me...twice Good luck on the new comp soon!
I know how you feel, my old laptop was crap. I mean the screen was half falling off ... ffs. And I'd have to run around basically blind in mass pk.But ... epw still runs badly on my new laptop in mass pk situations at least. It's the game that really needs to be updated.
Alright.
