IRL - I fought 5 monkeys and survived when I was in india.
Fought 5 monkeys?? lol i think it not hard to fight with monkey..
I have many but can't write them all. I'll choose the most speshall EPW_ it was actually when I joined EPW and found all 3 fashion npcs.. I was happy likea dick.Real Life_ I was like 5 years old. No I lied I don't remember.. but probably close to that age, yea.. and I was as usually playing with my neighbour's dog. A German Shepherd. My daddie (lol daddie) was talking to neighbour. I hugged the dog on the dick.. LOL no on the neck actually.. It was sooo fluffy. I was almost his height. A bit shorter maybe. Then, I don't know how, I stepped on its paw (definitely not on purpose) and it bit my face
Really? =.= u hugged dog dick?
I had parasites in my hair LOOOOOOL. I don't know how it's called in English.
numba 2 memory_ I had parasites in my hair LOOOOOOL. I don't know how it's called in English. The ones that suck your blood, you know. My cousins brought them to me and sicne they were boys, they shaved their heads and solved the problem this way. I stayed with my parasites..And after a while, I learned how to live with them, how to love them.. so, I was playing with one of my cousins and suddenly he said that my parasites were bad and flies were good. I got mad and scratched his whole face. He still hates me for that.The End
Positive : I met Mari Negative:1)I was on my bike, i tried to jump with the bike over some small river( 1m-1.5m long) , in a forest nearby my grandparentsi fell during that moment and i ended up with the chest in an iron pipe that broke my chest's bone (the middle one, idk in english)atm is still not completely straight and it feels a bit off if i touch it
Sternum. But my freaking goodness you're resilient.
Seriously? wht u thinking, tried to jump with the bike over river? man....