Epic Perfect World

What are your thoughts while PKing/PvEing?

Offline Luciviuos

  • avatar
  • Hello :o
  • Bored xD
I'am always like..

"Buffs,,, .______________."

"DID I JUST LOSE TO A NON FACTOR!?!?!!??!?"

"Oh,ohhhhhhh,OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH,So they lost to even numbers and just faction sigged...Ok"

"AM SO DONE LELELELELELE"
Charactars: Luciviuos, 150 Sage Psy

Offline sies12

  • Member
  • Characters: Tickle_Jew
PK:
Where the zerk at!

Ite i got this

random please don't join in awww shit he joined

ok 2v1 a challange

INVOKE INVOKE INVOOOOKE!

oh it's over now boy

awww shit they both dew'd

bet that sin jumps in for them not me

invoke runs out....

Oh look the sins 3 sparked me wew

panic look at every skill

come to terms with what's going to happen

dead.


Pve:
People think this shit is fun? ahhh what is life

Offline Blashcko

  • avatar
  • My Boos:
  • Mirela, Cristina, Anorexic
  • Faction: Outcast
PVP:
''wtf lag''
''wow seriously sogged''
''for all the people why me''
''**** i'm gonna die heal fast''
''where did they all go''
''ugh i hate bms''
''fk psy hitting me run (when on ea)''
''why r u targetting barbs (when AAing)''

PVE:
''why am I even doing pve''
''why am i farming idk where i even spend it''
''fk this, no time for pve i go out''

* Keifazli/Blashcko*

Offline ibi

  • Member
PK:

"OWW YES A SIG FKIN SON OF BISHES AFK WHOLE DAY"

"before i accept it.... wheres my vodka and my cigs..... found em"

"kay *types X and accepts sig* hope i get a good squad"

"ow fk not pedros squad again im not getting any heals and he ll tell me to heal QQ, well fk him"

"*looks at minimap* ima rush into dat group mang and go full def mode like a baws, purify will tick anyways they dont stand a chance"

"nice nice 3 archers charm didnt tick yet, ow look 2 bms on me now, bish plis purify will tick and i get away"

"ow shyt i got 3 sparks ima spark mang*tries to find big groups* AWWW YEAAAAAA EAT DAT BISHES, ow fk instant targetted = dead"

"fkin EP never heals me cuz pedro needs 2"

PvE:

http://panel.epicpw.com/donate.php

Offline Lexmau

  • Forum Veteran
PK:

"OWW YES A SIG FKIN SON OF BISHES AFK WHOLE DAY"

"before i accept it.... wheres my vodka and my cigs..... found em"

"kay *types X and accepts sig* hope i get a good squad"

"ow fk not pedros squad again im not getting any heals and he ll tell me to heal QQ, well fk him"

"*looks at minimap* ima rush into dat group mang and go full def mode like a baws, purify will tick anyways they dont stand a chance"

"nice nice 3 archers charm didnt tick yet, ow look 2 bms on me now, bish plis purify will tick and i get away"

"ow shyt i got 3 sparks ima spark mang*tries to find big groups* AWWW YEAAAAAA EAT DAT BISHES, ow fk instant targetted = dead"

"fkin EP never heals me cuz pedro needs 2"

PvE:

http://panel.epicpw.com/donate.php


"xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx wakaka pa buff"

"i don't wanna lead ***ien pedro"

"ain't nobody is gonna join my pt cause pedro is more sexy"

" oh look the hate target squad on me again"

"im goe to aoe the shit of all those ***ien dots"

"glory to the blackman!!! (when i tw for salvation)"

Offline FMP

  • Slayers
  • sea ping
  • Faction: Tyrants
come pk
take pk signet
don't leave the pk
need more for pk
any pk
AA squad leader
stay with ur squad leader
need more for pk again
don't leave the pk
lose = go find randoms to clean
safezone signet

Offline Harry

  • Forum Veteran
  • Faction: Outcasts☆
"I would really like a cup of tea"
"Aw, it's still raining"
"Why do I live in England?"
"My f*cking internet is so goddamn slow"
"T69 make me chuckle"
"I need to tab into spotify but I always die then"
"The f*ck is this music?"
"Anyone want to bloody sig my majestic arse back to PK?"

Offline ܣᏁᎧᏉܣ

  • The Author
  • They are not strong, you are just too weak...
  • Characters: Fadlazzz
[shadow=red,left]When PVEing

"Why the mobs so weak?"


When PKing

"Why am I so weak?"
[/shadow]




Offline Sideris

  • Angie
  • Characters: Sideris | Baderis
  • Faction: Ducks
"This is Spppaaaaaa...*Return to City*."

"AA me"
"Y u no AA me?"
"AAAAAAAA MEEEEE NGHHHHH"

"Ok now I totally get in, drop some Nova, and terminate all. HERE I COME! Hey! Hey you, system? Y U NO LET ME CLICK ON NOVA!? Oh, no chi. HAHAHHAHA...ha...h..a...oh...*Return to city*"

"Chi...chi...CHIIIIIIIIIII"

"YES RITE, use faith/AD/IG right before I bewitch/stun/purge. NAIS."

EricaMurcas

PK:
"Nothing ventured, nothing earned."
"I died after dying."
"I hate fighting fellow EPs: They have the same moves I do and are a lot better than I am at PK."
*sin pops out of stealth* "Boo!" *puts up Wings of Protection and kite until I am either killed or I actually succeed in killing said sin. (Note, 99.9% of the time, sin wins.)
"Why am I out here, again? I suck at PvP.

PvE:
" This ghoul, what it try? *hits with weapon until it's dead (again)."
"I'm bored, I'm gonna look for World Bosses to poke and possibly defeat or lose to. Magic using World Bosses? They hurt, but I have high resistance to the elements. "
"What the hell are these people yammering about?
Make people question my sanity, sexuality, and gender.
Randomly fly into the middle of the ocean, drop, and just float there for hours while I listen to music and read scary stories.
Contemplate putting up scientific/pseudo-spiritual posts on forums.
Decide that the above is too much trouble and I'm the only one interested in it.
Base Quest TIEM!
Sometimes "Murcas' Story Corner" sometimes.

Offline Subzeroo

  • God of PK, DT, and DH
  • Adv and Prominent are the real champions. Show me any other core that’s better than us
  • Characters: Subzeroo/Ryujap
  • Faction: Adversary Leader
Pvp

STOP THE WRS

AA YOUR SQUAD LEADER

WHY DO I SEE NO AA?

this ep keeps using sog on me -_-

Purged AGAIN..

Sogged AGAIN.

Any heals!?

Any buffs!?

CC This Group!!!

PvE

3 spark wr because awesome

Nobody Better.

Rest In Peace Mia.

Adversary disbanded you 7 times in a row, and Prominent destroyed you 3-0 in a 20v20 and in TW twice. Get smoked

bvanharjr

Both:

F**K MY GRAPHICS CARD

PVE: Metal spam, plume shot ele immunes
PVP: Lolrusrsbro?

Offline Calamity

  • Forum Veteran
  • Sic Parvis Magna
  • Characters: Calamity
  • Faction: Crow
Both:
I'm going to F*cking die no matter what I do...

Offline Essence

  • Want some more?
  • You don't like me? Pinch my ass!
  • Characters: Essence
  • Faction: HangOver
Thinking:
What to cook for dinner.
What to wear for the party tommorow.
Pooh that tree look like my dog.
That grass is so long.
Wow I can't believe it's sunny today.
Wow this NS place looks so dry and probably hot.
Wow that cleric fly so high I can't even reach.
I wonder how does it feel to get hit by those arrows.
Wow why when they die in the air they just stay on the air, and not fall down and slam through the floor.
Ooooo that dress looks so fab
Why her hair look like a car engine oil that needed to be change.
Ewwww why this person sounds like a combination of nicki minaj and Miley Cyrus combine on vent.
Why this girl talking about some guy she never met in game who ignored him be bitching about it whilst in the middle of pk ( via from vent)
Why I'm not married?
Wow, I need to change my fashion.
Wow so much people omg and just standing.
I wonder if I stand next to this married guy on his afk spot and then the wife logged in, will she be mad? Tee hee
Another day another........ Rub on them nipples
I'm hungry


To be continued or nah
Toodles
Last Edit: July 24, 2014, 12:26 pm by HeartAttack
Essence

Offline I̶c̶e̶N̶i̶k̶i̶

  • B̶a̶n̶n̶e̶d̶
"oh snap Artifex fac siged on 2 ppl again"
"wow we pking for 5 min already and Artifex didnt zerg it"
"That was some fun pk thank god Artifex didnt find it to zerg it"
"Damn where is pk there used to be pk everywhere now no one pk's cause Artifex ruins every small pk"
"LoL all those randoms butt licking Artifex and getting killed anyway in the end"
"woot Ana_ is in out party easy win"