Epic Perfect World

what are your EPW-days like?

Offline ᴰᴱᴬᴰ†

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  • FASHAN for LAIF
  • Characters: Oleander
You're seriously the only player on this server that matters anymore.
ily

Ily too seductive GN Sleep :monkey-8:

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✞ If my wings should fail me, Lord. Please meet me with another pair✞
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Offline Dendoora☆

  • Another artist
  • Characters: Dendoora
Base quest

Pk

Chat

Afk

Watch anime

Help people

Work on my cleric's R8

Chat some more

Farm for epic coins

Make more alts

eh..... xD

Indulgence

Creepin on forums

Log on

Clear the 20 randoms at my afk spot

Drink a juice pouch

Locate white women in worldchat

Run and jump from building to building in random towns around the map

Decide what alt I wanna play

Steal yo wife

Ally her faction cuz im good

Greet frens in worldchat

Pk again

Ragequit to a different alt in the middle

Win cuz I'm good

Address maddies in worldchat

Check forum for Nerf Cynix thread

Stand around

Pk again

Pick another alt

Fire Legion on 50+ toons

Take another 20minutes to log them all and transfer rewards

Roll gear and cry a little

Get chicken and rice to make me feel better after getting bad r8 rolls

Do some pve (usually multi log basequest or bh)

1v1 with frens

Maddies probably sig on me while I 1v1

Sig for PK and wipe again

Go sz and pretend I'm afk because suddenly 47 enemy appear :((((

Clear out fraps folder and decide which files look like enemy provided reasonable challenge

Then pk starts and I have to do it again

Pretend to afk but really am fapping to myself in the mirror

Eat icecream

Search for pk but lezbehonest there's nothing to kill by 10pm est until the pinoys wake up

Creep on forums

Sleepy time

i guess you never use the bathroom

Offline Subzeroo

  • God of PK, DT, and DH
  • Adv and Prominent are the real champions. Show me any other core that’s better than us
  • Characters: Subzeroo/Ryujap
  • Faction: Adversary Leader
rarely talk in guild chat.

pk

ignore signets


1v1

Nobody Better.

Rest In Peace Mia.

Adversary disbanded you 7 times in a row, and Prominent destroyed you 3-0 in a 20v20 and in TW twice. Get smoked

Offline Cynix

  • Who is Cynix?
  • Jealousy is just love and hate at the same time.
  • Faction: Salvation
i guess you never use the bathroom
Poop bucket only.  Bathroom is for casuals.
I'm basically 40

Offline Harry

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  • Faction: Outcasts☆
i guess you never use the bathroom

He has bucket.

Offline Darunia ஜ

  • ...Because it is.
  • Censorship is the bane of creativity.
  • Characters: An ungodly amount
  • Faction: Tragic
Poop bucket only.  Bathroom is for casuals.

OH GOD, that reminds me of that episode of South Park where Cartman had the poops and he told his mom to get him a bucket and he poo'd all over it and her...

they eventually cut that part out, but OH GOD.  It's still ingrained into my mind.

Stay Classy.
Mikau - 150 Sage Archer (unofficially retired)
Darunia - 150 Demon Cleric (unoffical new main)
Catfish - 150 Sage Psy (main PK gal)
Phalanx - 150 Demon BM (because impulsive)

Offline Cynix

  • Who is Cynix?
  • Jealousy is just love and hate at the same time.
  • Faction: Salvation
OH GOD, that reminds me of that episode of South Park where Cartman had the poops and he told his mom to get him a bucket and he poo'd all over it and her...

they eventually cut that part out, but OH GOD.  It's still ingrained into my mind.

Quality episode.  I also have projectile diarrhea and a bucket carrier.  No time for change bucket during pk lol!
I'm basically 40

Offline Harry

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  • Faction: Outcasts☆
I stare at my screen admiring how f*cking sexy all my toons look.

Offline Steroids

  • God of Noobs
  • Faction: Rawr
Aww I forgot about the thing I do most "LF teen PvE wife (1v1 in bed)"

Offline FMP

  • Slayers
  • sea ping
  • Faction: Tyrants
try enter events then dc after I pm gm rq rl then remember there's no electricity and back to rl

Offline Ky

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get skype siged > log on > type x > 123 easies(i am serious gamer ok!!) > scam facmates > go black to rl and continue 420Blazing

Offline Pain

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get skype siged > log on > type x > 123 easies(i am serious gamer ok!!) > scam facmates > go black to rl and continue 420Blazing

only black irl, white online

Offline Unicorn2

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  • Forum Veteran
  • My advice to you, my violent friend, is to seek out gold and sit on it.
  • Characters: Unicorn
  • Faction: ThaClicK
Hm.
Log on, notice there is PK, contemplate logging off, get noticed, forced to PK, get annoyed, win or loserered the PK, RQ, go back to youtube.

My whole day.
[9:53:42 AM] Matty: FACTOR ALPHA UNICORN WANTS ME TO RUB HER HORN OH MY GOD
[9:54:05 AM] ♥: Yes, my Dear One. Rub it, and rub it good.

Offline Zeek Knight

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  • Hmm?
  • Don't give up. Try harder.
  • Characters: Shidou,Karmine,Pantastic
  • Faction: ThaClick
I think most will PK, and then exchange choice words to each other in our ever interesting world chat.

So you officially suck and I'm telling Jackie on you. Noob GM don't know what's what.



I go away now.

My typical day is log in, do bq, maybe do bh depending on what it is, dual client my cleric and hop on a fsp, then take a nap.  Then have sparring games with a seeker that has 110 defense levels.  I've beaten her once. *sigh*

My Seeker has 115 defense levels, and hopefully after some good wep reshapes, 120+. x3 Don't think I can hit higher than that though. Not sure, don't know the max amount a Seeker can have in game. xD I'm assuming like 130-135 if get x3+5 defense levels.