Whats Your Story?

[EricaMurcas]

I beat a landmine because the voices in my head said so.


How strangely accurate.

[Ennaoj]

I beat the toilet because the voices in my head said so
>=]]

[Kewee]

I licked an Easter Egg because my cat is an asshole.

Makes a lot of sense to me.

[Sleep]

LOOOOOOOOOOL I LOVE THIS WOMAN.

You're a babe.

[Darunia ஜ]

I tickled a policeman because I'm awesome in bed.

Hmm, not sure about the awesome in bed part, think my own husband can't handle my fantasies anymore.

[dorothyerika]

I cuddled with a landmine because i'm sexy as fck


...seems legit

[cevans1290]

I ***ed an Easter egg because I'm sexy as ***! Damnit.


Sleep es mine Harry.

[Mars Attacks!]

I ticlked my best friend because I'm awesome in bed

...wat ;-; shit..i no homo i promise

[Ennaoj]

I ticlked my best friend because I'm awesome in bed

...wat ;-; shit..i no homo i promise

Man...
I knew it

¬.¬

[Lust]

I made out with my best friend because I am sexy as ***.

I pray not. Would be very awkward when I see him at work and we both have to take a leak.

[Calamity]

I tickled my lover because a clown stole my taco....WHERE IS DIS CLOWN THAT STOLE MA TACO

[☢Thug Life☢]

i made out with a golfball because of these sweet abs

[GelloAce]

I wanted a hotdog because my cat is an asshole.
 

[Vegas]

I beat a policeman because the voices in my head said so 
I like my story

[Sideris]

I wanted a hotdog because my cat is an asshole.
 

This story is phylosophycal under so many aspects. Lol.