Whats Your Story?

[Delirious]

I Got naked with Kermit the frog because someone stole my taco.

[Btchpls]

I shot a glass of vodka because im sexy as ***
Nice

[Ursie]

I ***ed a policeman because I'm awesome in bed. 

[ᴰᴱᴬᴰ†]

I cuddled with a condom because I'm sexy as ***

yea...

[DarkDeath]

"I ate my professor because the voices in my head said so."  :shocked:

 

[Btchpls]

I ***ed a policeman because I'm awesome in bed. 

im the police man.

[scxclfbdnkgw]

you post way too much garbage

[Mάx]

i lick my boss because she look sexy aww!!

[VookieCookie]

I fcked a condom because the voices in my head said so

[eel stirfry]

I wrestled a golf ball because a clown stole my taco.
  How quaint.

[Angelala]

I wrestled the toilet because I had one too many drinks 

[Nicolle]

I wanted the toilet because I'm sexy as ***...

[Sleep]

I licked a hotdog because my boobs are AMAZING.
They call me Cinnamon Whip.

[pikachuchu]

I shot a porn star because I'm awesome in bed.

Apparently I replace porn stars now. 

[asdfstreytytr]

" I made out with a bowl of French fries because my boobs are amazing "

What ..